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How Do We Feel About Anne Hathaway in a Bikini?

I’ve always had mixed feelings about Anne Hathaway. Like, if she up and decided to stop doing movies altogether, I might not even notice. That’s not to say that she’s a bad actress – it’s just that I don’t think Anne Hathaway even really knows who Anne Hathaway is. The most I know about Anne Hathaway is that she’s pretty good-looking, she dated some fucking weirdo embezzler loser and had a pretty public breakup, and interviews with a put-on old Hollywood bravado that just sort of makes me furrow my brow (and that? I actually hate – shit’s going to give me some mad wrinkles down the road).

So Anne, though your acting is just alright in my opinion, and your looks aren’t bad, I guess my general feeling about you is confusion, and I don’t like the way that makes my face look.

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  • I love that she’s thin but has the tiniest bit of cellulite — oh how normal!! And she’s got great legs — even with that. If only she’d stop pulling at her bathing suit bottom!

  • Sarah’s pretty much on the money when it comes to her acting abilities – really, who would notice if she just went away and never did movies again?

    She embraces her dork-yness, which begs the question….WHY is she playing catwoman in the new Batman movie?????