Don’t forget, starting officially on April 1st, we’ll have weekly ‘Caption This’ contests that result in real, live prizes. Pull out your funniest and stick ‘em in the comments if you’re interested in some cool shit.
This past week’s winner on the Christina Aguilera photo:
Winner: Maxx
“C, I think you have a point. Sadly, she still looks like she has a family of worms living in the underside of her legs.”
1st Runner-Up: Anne
“Christina fought hard and won the role of playing Snookie in the new bio-epic of the cast of Jersey Shore.”
2nd Runner-Up: Alicia
“If I suck in reeeal hard, and push the rolls up to where boobs should be, and throw some stank on this look I’m givin’ … awww hell, Ke$ha took my girdle to the beach, yuins guys!”
words now infamous.
“He’s climbin in your windows
He’s snatchin your people up
Tryna rape em so y’all need to
Hide your kids, Hide your wife”
I stole a baby!
You know…from Kevin Pollack in the movie “Willow”?
if you have to address where the quote or joke is from, then it failed.
Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen + the “Situation”= bad after school special titled: “Have Mercy”.
Thinking about any of the cast members of Jersey Shore breast feeding is terrifying.
Yes Sir, she’s my baby, no Sir, I don’t mean maybe
Yes Sir, she’s my baby NOOOOWWWWWW!!!!!
The Situation has got a situation.
:-)
Mike realized that the real “situation” was that his bitch tits were lactating…
Like!
GTL, you fat little meatball!
“Nope, can’t be my baby. The roids give me natural birth control.”
I told ya it was Daddy size.
Pocket sized pu$$y.
Oooh… That’s sick!
I want all moms to watch out if mike becomes a babysitter (probly if when more ppl hate him and becomes a loser) dont let him hold your baby!!!
“I trade you this baby for a pack of Xenadrineeee!”
“Feeling peckish, Snookie sends The Situation out for a late night snack.”
Yo, she’s legal, I swear! And she’s totally DTF!
HAHA !! This should be the winner !
Ditto!
“Look you guys, i freed snookie!”
Did he knock Snooki up during one of their “we don’t do coke off my cross in clubs” fests?
“Well… it was bound to happen eventually! What’s your mother’s name again? …Hey, leave my coke cross alone, ya little freak!”
“I bombed on the Trump Roast and all I got was this baby…”
The Situation…Learning how to breast feed.
“I guess I should have Paused Before I Played”
Looks like the situation has a situation on his hands. She’s not mine I swear just look she’s not as pretty as I am
Hey, a year from pre-school is old enough for me.
this is the new cast member for the jersey shore baby edition lil sitch
“We got a situation here!”
:o)
“Deena stole my girl at karma last night but it’s all good, I found this smokin lil number on the board walk this morning…..” “Wait what do ya mean she’s to young? If the girl can crawl she’s old enough for Sitch”
The Situation poses with an early prototype from his upcoming “Grenade-Magnet Collection”. This accessory, dubbed the “MILF Smusher”, was recently tested and said to be particularly effective in laundromats and shopping centers.
“Find the biggest baby in this photo.”
“OH NO..i think i’ve seen something like this before. If his nose starts to fall off we got a real situation.”
Finally, he found his intellectual equal (at least until her next birthday).