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Quotables: Chris Brown Doesn’t Discuss His Penis

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“You can’t blame people for how they want to be portrayed or if they don’t want to be associated with somebody who had a particular mishap.”

The mishap he’s referring to? Two guesses: not the pencil dick photos floating around the web, or even the really cheesy video that sensually skims his body up and down to vague R&B music that belongs on the set of Waiting to Exhale – he’s referring to the Rihanna incident – the one where he almost beat her face flat and then nearly choked her to death. You know – THAT particular ‘mishap.’

I also think it’s pretty funny that his latest album is to be titled ‘F.A.M.E.,’ an acronym for ‘forgiving all my enemies.’ I really like the whole forgiveness thing, it’s, you know, a crucial part to being a successful human being even if it’s not always easy to forgive and let go, but Chris … damn, boy. If you gave the same careful attention to your words as you do mowing the lawn for Dick and his two nutty friends, you might be better off.

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  • ok 4get rihanna she needs her ass kicked again! and he does not have a pencile dick its big and juicy:) ive seen pencile dicks his is far from it

  • Wow You Girls Are PERVY!!!!! Get Help, D’yuu Rlli Thiinkk Chris Brrrooowwwnn Izzz Gonna Let You Watch Him Play With It All Night??? Thats Gonna Be Wunn Tired MotherFucka With Some Dry Ass Hands Gheeese Bitches Need To Regenerate Some Clean Thaughts GOSH

  • OOPS, I DIDNT REALLY MEAN TO SAY MY DICK, BUT SINCE WE TALKING ABOUT MY DICK, ALL YOU HATERS SAY HI TO IT…IM DONE!!! -CHRIS BROWN (LOOK AT ME NOW)

  • omg chris brown is such a stupid motherfucker!!!!! i mean like damn if you want that much attention how about you beat rihanna AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • people doh be on chris brown k d boy jus goin through some stuff and jus makin bad mistakes he tryin 2 get on his life and forget rihanna she ah focking hoe as she leave cb she wit a other man ppl make mistake dat wat humans do k like wat alyuh perfect wat !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! jus chris need 2 tke it easy and relax and stop doin shit plzzzzzzzzzz 4get dat rihanna ass !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • I personal think whoever wrote this is so stupid no one cares about what Chris does every five seconds. He already paid the price for his actions two years ago. And no one was in the car so no one knows what all really happened and besides he’s still young every does stupid stuff when there young. I seen the picture and I thought hey its not as big of a deal,celebrates are humans as well normal people do it all the time so shut up and leave him alone get real facts. Like with a video of him saying it instead some stupid article with only ur point of view.