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Quotables: Sarah Jessica Parker is Like a Flower Wilting in a Time-Lapse Film

Sarah Jessica Parker on the cover of Elle

“I don’t know what I can do about the aging. Yes, I am aging. Oh my God, I’m aging all the time. It’s like those flowers that wilt in front of you in time-lapse films. But what can I possibly do? Look like a lunatic?”

– Sarah Jessica Parker to Elle about what it’s like to age in Hollywood without the help of Botox.

Well, that sounds more horrific than it probably needs to, huh?

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  • Hello sweet Mrs Sarah Jessica Parker,my name is Ike Nash,and I am truly one of your greatest fans,I came from St.Vincent & The Grenadines,which is in the caribbean but now I live in Canada,in the city of Toronto,and m phone # is 4167522165,call me babes.And I wrote a rap/love song for you,it is called We Will Survive,and it was originally rapped by the rapper named Nas,but I wrote ma own hip hop/love song to the instrumental of We Will Survive for Princess Jessica Parker using my own lyrics/words.Plus I changed the original name of this rap song and I renamed it You’re The Greatest,so this is ma rap/love song that I wrote to the instrumental of We Will Survive for Mrs Princess Jessica Parker,and the word bay-bay,means baby,Mrs Parker.

    Tha renamed song title:You’re The Greatest

    Verse 1 for sexy Mrs Jessy Parker:

    Boogie honey,sexy girl,you’re so pretty,and so lovely,get money,you got,it made,everyday,I’LL,pray,for you babe,everyday,I’LL stay,with you babe,so I played,a love song,for you,babe,cause I care,my dear,you’re so brave,celebrate success,and never fear,celebrate,you’re the best,it’s,so clear,and I grew up on,St.Clair,babe,party,over here,my dear,you’re very great,you,can lay,your head on my chest,baby girl,you’re the best,in every contest,when I see you,in the magazines,babe,page after page,you’re so great,so celebrate,we can take,a walk,girl,holding hands,day after day,getting paid,and celebrate.

    Ma chorus:Hey honey,rock the shows,where,you go,rock the shows,bay-bay,you’re never cold,girl,you glow,and you grow,you’re so pure,and you’re,more than,diamonds,and precious gold.