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Katie Holmes Runs the NYC Marathon!

Katie Holmes Runs the New York City Marathon. Time Was 5 hours, 29 minutes and 58 seconds

Ms. Katie Holmes completed the 26.2 mile course in 5 hours, 29 minutes and 58 seconds. It won’t qualify her for Boston, but it’s a full three days faster than I could do it. Unless I tried to use the subway system as a shortcut, in which case just go ahead and add twelve days to my time. I did not fare well on the NYC subways.

Tom and Suri were at the finish line to congratulate her and escort her back to the cage where she’s kept when not appearing healthy and independent for the media.

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  • pretty amazing. and then she was out on the town in HEELS later that day. I don’t get it. When I ran 1/2 marathon, my feet were bloody and two of my toenails fell off, and I could barely move for several days after. guess that’s why i’m not a famous celebrity.

  • I always thought Katie Holmes was an incredible babe – wow! Then Cruise went off his medication for several months and pissed me of and creped me out at the same time.

    The, out of nowhere, Katie married him and converted! Cruise’s activities so creeped me out I’ll never see another Cruise movie and my admiration of Katie took an incredible nose dive.

    Although it doesn’t matter what I think but I don’t understand how she could’ve done it.

    Dr Doug