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Justin Bieber to Host That Classic MTV Show …

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Punk’d. Justin Bieber is going to be the new host of Punk’d.

This news hit me in waves.  I was like “oh, I always love Justin Bieber news.  Wait, they’re bringing back Punk’d?  I wonder if Ashton … oh no!”  And then my brain synced all the information together, and then it promptly exploded.  That’s how great this news is.

Things aren’t set in stone yet – according to the original article, Bieber “has been all but officially tapped as the host” of the revival of Punk’d.  And just in case you’re wondering, good ol’ Ashton Kutcher is going to be on hand as the executive producer of the show, so natch Ashton would be dropping by for some on-air shenanigans.  Let’s just take a moment to consider the overwhelming douchiness that would invade the entire planet with the prankster team of Bieber and Kutcher. And now let’s consider the “celebrities” that weren’t famous when the original edition of Punk’d was around …

Justin Bieber and Ashton Kutcher are going to bring about the End Times by pranking the entire cast of Jersey Shore and releasing the most powerful douchiness the world has ever known at once in 2012.  And that’s just the way it’s going to have to be.

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