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Love It or Love It: Jeff Goldblum’s Colonitail

Jeff Goldblum's Baby Ponytail

My homie Chuck dropped a bomb on me last year, ready? When a dude has a small ponytail like that, you can refer to it as a “Colonitail”, as in, “Colonial ponytail.” I know. Changed my life, too.

Anyway, so I saw these pictures of the extremely relevant Jeff Goldblum out in London, doing him and rocking the baby pony and I thought to myself, “What a bold and interesting move. Surely I wouldn’t be doing my job if I didn’t share this.”

So I’m sharing it. Five photos of Jeff Goldblum and his lil Coloni. Sophisticated style for a sophisticated older gentleman.

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  • The amount of sex I want to have with Jeff Goldblum is absurd. Screw the Twilight guys, Jeff Goldblum is the man for me!

  • He was hot (albeit creep hot) in The Fly, he was hot in Independence Day and he is still hot in an intellectual odd sort of way on Law & Order CI. But not so much with the ponytail. I don’t like older men with a look that makes you think his hair is sliding backward off his head. Give me Richard Gere gray any day.

    • Yeah, I don’t like the ponytail, but he was smokin’ in both The Fly and Independence Day. Especially Independence Day.

  • I love this guy so much and I still have no idea why.
    Seriously, I’ve been into him for as long as I can remember and it still doesn’t make the least bit of sense to me.

  • Total eternal hot nerd, I think the pony tail might just be him trying to contain his hair which is quite wild and long in the play he’s doing in London. Willing to forgive him.