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Red Carpet Photos of The Switch

I know it appears that I’m caving toward Jennifer Aniston by running the premiere photos of her latest romantic comedy, but I had to, guys. I absolutely had to. Juliette Lewis is in this movie — you know, the Juliette Lewis that used to have eye-rolling, head-lolling, crazy-bitch sex with Brad Pitt back in the day — and you know what? Juliette is looking good these days. Seriously, looking good.

And of course, Jennifer Aniston was there, and she looked like Jennifer Aniston, a woman that I never have been, nor will ever be, excited about for any reason, but Jon Heder was there, too. Why? Who knows. But having Napoleon Dynamite at your movie’s premiere is sure to bring the excitement, since the plot of the movie stinks (it’s about a woman who decides to get pregnant via turkey baster, but finds out that the sperm donation has been ‘switched’ — crafty how they did that).

More guests of note in the photo gallery? Alexandra Ella, with a tiny, tiny head; Scott Elrod, who’s barber missed a spot; Richard Portnow rocking turquoise Chucks; Ethan Suplee, who will always be remembered as the creepy goth dude in The Butterfly Effect, and various other photos of Jennifer Aniston looking all pouty because the male lead of the film (the cast member most likely to be the one that she’s ‘romantically linked’ with) had the — ugh — audacity to show up at the event with his wife.

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  • wow…you weren’t kidding. girl is shaped like a wedding cake with that lil’ ole pin-haid.

    she looks like beetlejuice at the end of the movie. don’t mess with a witchdoctor!!!

  • also—juliette lewis really does look fantastic. this is the best she’s looked in YEARS. toned and youthful, she looks worlds better than the hoards of homogeneous plastic monsters roaming the red carpets, with their trout-pouts and frankentitties.

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