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Guess Who’s Back With His Brand New Invention?

It’s Vanilla Ice, with his brand new invention of being a douchebag!

Ok, just kidding, that was his old brand new invention, but it’s still pretty relevant.  Vanilla Ice was filmed driving a car through flames and confetti, then into a pond.  It’s going to be on his new television program, The Vanilla Ice Project, which is probably meant to promote his new album, WTF, both of which are going to grace the world in September.

When is he going to stop?  If you haven’t had a hit song since 1990, and even that song you ripped off of people who are actually talented, maybe it’s time to throw in the towel.  Maybe it’s time to do something other than drive a car into a pond for TV. Just maybe.

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  • “When is he going to stop?”

    vanilla ice will stop. collaborate and listen… (haha. sorry, couldn’t resist).