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Taylor Swift Continues To Do Mundane Shit

These photos of Taylor Swift filming her new music video in Maine over the weekend have surfaced and look, guys! It’s more of that sappy all-American cheeseball romance bullshit that she always does. I just want to point something out here: This girl is like, 20 years old. On no planet is there a 20 year old woman who is internationally successful who also got married in a chapel to her high school sweetheart. There just isn’t. Taylor Swift, you cannot have the kind of love you sing about and be as successful as you are at the age of 20. Grow the fuck up!

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  • Um. Wouldn’t she know that? On the account of being 20 and actually not being married to her high school sweetheart?? I understand all the hatred this site throws at dumbass celebs who genuinely deserve it, Gibso, Montag, e.t.c. but I don’t quite understand what Taylor Swift ever did to offend you besides being prettier, younger, and more successful.

  • Damnit Molls, you green-eyed piece of shit. Roll up the h8 and take it back to Wal-Mart.

  • THANK YOUUUU

    every single person (even the sane ones who claim to be feminists) seems to have their noses up Taylor Swift’s unoriginal, depthless “songwriting” butt. Face it, plenty of other (female) 20 year olds have been/are much more talented singers AND songwriters. Stop using the “she’s only ___” excuse. This and Twilight will be the death of us females.

  • I see Molls continues to have “gossip” confused with “things I have a cattleprod up my ass about.” Just so you know, when you can’t come up with some actual celebrity gossip to write about, it doesn’t necessarily mean you should once again smear your perpetual PMS all over this site. I try to skip your posts but usually just the headlines are enough to broadcast that you’re just up to more petty, pointless bitchery.

    • Couldn’t have said it better myself! Taylor Swift is definitely the one who needs to “grow the fuck up”, uh, yeah, sure.

  • Molls, I rarely agree with you, but you are right on point with Taylor Swift. WE GET IT. YOU’RE TINY AND INNOCENT AND BLONDE WITH CURLS AND YOU ARE SUPER SWEET AND INNOCENT AND OMGGGAFEWFAQEFAK

  • LOVE IT!! As usual Molls, you said it perfectly! I have nothing more to add since you AWESOMELY said it all! …except it’s damn funny all the people getting all butt-hurt about your opinion. What is with everyone’s obsession with her!?!

  • Hmm, that was unnecessary.

    What made me love this site in the beginning was the humor. I used to come here every single day. Now it’s once every three month tops.. And every time I come back I remember why I stopped. Too many bitter posts over nothing. Like, really? Taylor Swift? I’m not even a fan of her in any way and this post just made me like her because you sound like an ignorant fucking blogger who thinks they’re witty. “Grow the fuck up.”

    • Agreed. I started reading this site a couple years ago because I found Beet’s writing style fun, and because I really liked that the site in general wasn’t all Perez-Hilton-style, doesn’t-even-make-sense generically bitchy. But now I feel like the opposite is true. (Not to mention that the quality of the writing – basic grammar and spelling, in fact – has gone downhill to an extent that is almost shocking.) I still come here fairly often, but I’m beginning to do so less and less.

      I’m completely sincere when I say it mostly just brings me down.

      Maybe Evil Beet is attracting a new audience with this stuff, but it’s losing a lot of readers who were very loyal back when this site actually stood out from the rest of the junk online.

  • Wow Molls, bitter much? You sound really pathetic in that post. Seriously, if anyone needs to grow up, it is definitely you. Sounds like maybe you are a really overweight fat chick who has never been laid and is looking for a way to lash out at successful people you don’t even know, because you feel so inadequate about your pitiful self worth. Why don’t you go back to school, find another career choice, because blogging about celebrities sure isn’t it. If you can’t even write a decent piece about people you don’t know, then I’m willing to bet you can’t write about anything if your life depended on it. For realz, SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP WRITING.

  • SHUT THE EFF UP YOU NO LIFE DOUCHE! GET OFF HER BACK SHE IS 20!! FOR GAWDS SAKE! LEAVE HER ALONE AND OBVIOUSLY SOMETHING IS WORKING ABOUT WHAT SHES DOING! AND SHUT UP WITH THAT LOVE CRAP SHES DATED SOME OF THE HOTTEST YOUNG STARSJUST BECAUSE NONE OF THEM ASKING TO MARRY HER DOES NOT MEAN SHE WONT FIND LOVE SHE HAS MORE THAN ENOUGH TIME TO FIND IT! AND FOR YOUR INFORMATION IS MAKING MILLIONS WITH HER “all-American cheeseball romance bullshit” VIDEOS! SO STFU AND GET A LIFE BECAUSE APPARENTLY YOU HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO THAN GO OFF ABOUT SOMEONE WHO IS SWEET AND HAS NEVER DONE ANYTHING TO YOU OR WISHED BAD UPON YOU! SO IF YOU DONT LIKE IT DONT LISTEN TO IT! GET A MP3 WITH YOUR SONG CHOICE AND LISTEN TO IT! ITS NOT LIKE PEOPLE ARE FORCING YOU TO LISTEN TO HER MUSIC OR WATCH HER VIDEOSM SO STOP COMPLAINING! LIFE IS TO SHORT TO SIT AT HOME AND COMPLAIN ABOUT SOMETHING THAT YOU ARE LETTING BOTHER YOU ITS NOT LIKE YOU DONT HAVE A CHOICE! GAWD IM SO OVER THIS GO DO SOMETHING WITH YOUR LIFE!

    • first of all sweetie – calm the hell down. this is an OPINION that molls has of taylor swift. if you don’t like what molls has to say, well no one is forcing you to visit this website. : )

    • Whoa, calm down there Kanye. Taylor swift sucks monkey nuts. Her music is simple and cookie-cutter crappy country-pop.

  • Stop to consider that these are SONGS that she’s WRITING, almost like fiction. Doesn’t mean she believes in it or even necessarily wants it. Try to expand your mind just a little to the creative possibilities.

  • hey, anyone else getting these replies to the posts in one word lines? it’s too disjointed to read. maybe it’s just my computer…..

  • I think TS just writes that crappy drivel because it sells. I don’t think she is making a manifesto about how young women should behave or how the world is. If swoony little preteen girls would stop buying her shit, she’d either no longer be singing or she would move on to another kind of music.

  • She sucks. If the Duggars were allowed to listen to the radio, she’d be right up their alley.
    In other news, can you guys fix the responses so everything isn’t right margined poetry-style?

  • molls, i never agree with you but you’re spot on with this one. i can’t STANDDDD this girl. we’re the same age, yet i’m 10x as mature. i realize that life isn’t a disney movie and i’ve MOVED ON from high school. ugh, maybe if taylor swift could actually sing……maybe then i’d be able to tolerate her.

  • Thank you! At 20 you should have already had multiple awkward one night stands, sick hangovers and a weird rash near your lady bits. Shut up about butterflies and cotton candy. If it’s not sex, drugs and rock & roll, I’m not interested. Neeexxxxttttt.

    • Oh please. Taylor clearly isn’t hurting anyone or herself with the way she’s living, so who are you to decide what she, or anybody, should be doing with their lives?

      I think the girl is old enough to realize that life isn’t all rainbows and butterflies, but she still holds hope in the idea of “true love”, and expresses that through her songs and videos. Overdramatically, yes, but I think Taylor is genuinely a “good girl” by nature and you have no right to judge that.

    • Please tell me you’re kidding.

      If that’s how you want to live, that’s fine with me. Really. No judgment. But are you really telling me that other women don’t have the right to be a different way? That’s every bit as small-minded and ridiculous as someone’s trying to tell you to live like a neo-Victorian.

  • …What? I saw where you were coming from until “I just want to point something out”…Then it seemed as if you were saying success at 20 years old and love are mutually exclusive. I don’t understand the connection.

  • Um, she’s not “having the kind of love she sings about” and she doesn’t claim she is. She’s not dating any high school sweetheart. She’s singing about this stuff because she likes the ideas, she likes the music, and people like to hear it. She’s immensely successful and and seems to be focusing on her career right now rather than a relationship. Seems pretty grown up to me.

  • Also:

    If this had been some kind of intelligent criticism of the ideology you think Taylor Swift has come to represent — if you’d been articulately making the argument, perhaps, that she’s doing girls and young women a disservice by promoting certain “traditional” life choices, that would have been a totally different thing and might even have started a worthwhile discussion. Yeah, this is a gossip blog and so that’s not exactly its target material, but it at least would have been a reason for this post other than reporting that Taylor Swift filmed a video (which is the only part of this that would qualify as celebrity news).

    The writers (and readers) here are constantly saying — rightly — that if people don’t like what they find, they can go ahead and leave the site. So if you dislike Taylor Swift so much, how about you just not listen to her music? Yeah, she’s mentioned on television quite a bit, but there’s this great little invention called the remote control that lets you mute or even (gasp!) change the channel. (And while we’re on the subject, there’s this great little invention called Valium that lets you chill right the hell out.)

    You realize, don’t you, that you wouldn’t be exposed to her nearly as much if you didn’t choose to work as a gossip blogger?

    • And if you don’t like what Molls writes, you could use that thing called a “mouse” to click on over to some other gossip site. Or you could even (gasp!) take one of your own Valiums before you get your panties in a bunch over some singer getting criticized and write a book about it.
      Just sayin’.

  • You want her to grow up? Oh, right, because I guess being a Grammy-winning music superstar is just wayyyyy too childish, and she should be acting more mature for her age. Firstly, Taylor Swift is a role model for all young women to act BECAUSE she shows how grown-up she is: 1) she’s successful and goes after what she wants and has achieved many dreams that most 20 year olds only dream of 2) she has achieved all of that with grace and class…there have been no sex tape scandals, nude photos, or DUI’s or anything of the sort to show that she is as stupid as all those other little starlets 3) she is still super humble and has not become a diva.

    Just because she doesn’t prance around in short shorts and sing about getting wasted DOES NOT mean she isn’t grown up. In fact, she’s the exact opposite. So make up your mind: you blame girls like Miley Cyrus for being too immature and stupid and slutty, and then you blame girls like Taylor Swift for being immature…PICK A SIDE AND STICK TO IT, IDIOT.

    • I feel the need to call you ran dom names, you cock sucking no life prick who cant get laid fat bastard sits on a comp being jelious of people like taylor swift im 17 and im not a pussy ass cunt like you.

  • i dont understand what your problem is.taylor swift is one of the few musicians that has made this far without a sex tape or a scandal.its sick moher fuckers like you that set out to destroy someones reputation.she has made it farther than youll ever be.p says:

    Taylor Swift continues to do mudane shit-todays celebrity gossip from evil beet gossip

  • i don’t understand why people are jealous from swift??
    actually they are always interested to point other mistake..
    and she is d most beautiful girl in earth..
    n she Rock buddy.
    Love u Swift

  • LOL dude get real she jas a great voice, your just jelious because she wouldnt give you the time of day. Im going to call you a troll now…….

  • You idiots that think she’s 20; she isn’t 20 she 17 about to turn 18.
    At least she done better than all of you guys saying negative stuff about her.
    What do you guys have, nothin thats what guys have. Just jealous.

  • Damn; so many people are willing to defend this chick!
    Swift seems like a delightful young girl. Unfortunately, she cannot sing very well (thanx for finally proving this Stevie Nicks), and many of her songs sound the same. At least she seems to be a decent role model for kids as far as morals go.

  • MOLLS YOU PISS HEAD!!! TAYLOR SWIFT IS AMAZING. HER SONGS ARE FANTASTIC AND IF YOU DONT LIKE HER DONT PAY ATTENTION TO HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • You obviously haven’t seen the video..she is acting, idiot. And in the video I’m sure she isn’t 20, she’s probably ACTING older, because it’s a MUSIC VIDEO. You’re just jealous that she has accomplished WAY more than you ever will.