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Johnny Weir Is Talented, Adorable, And Hopefully A Dancer

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You guys know about Johnny Weir, right?  He’s the best figure skater, if you didn’t know.  Now that you do, please join with me in rejoicing the fact that he wants to be on Dancing With The Stars.

“I hope [I’m going to do Dancing With the Stars]. I met Karina Smirnoff a few weeks ago and she was like, ‘Johnny, you are the perfect height for me. Let’s dance.’ So … it’s on. I’ve chosen my partner, I’m ready.”

Did you hear that, whoever is in charge of selecting contestants for Dancing With The Stars?  Get on that.  Because of course it’s amusing and sometimes endearing when people like Kate Gosselin and Buzz Aldrin do it, but Johnny Weir would tear the fucking floor up.  He’d be all “you want me to do this tango shit?  Did you see the Winter Olympics?”

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