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Alanis Morrissette Ties the Knot!

Alanis Morrissette and Husband Mario "MC Souleye" Treadway

After, like, eight failed engagements to Ryan Reynolds, Alanis Morrissette has finally found true, free-stylin’ love — she got married on May 22 to some rapper called Souleye. I honestly have no idea whether that’s pronounced “soul eye” or “sol-ay,” but either way his real name is Mario Treadway and I’m sure he’s a very nice person. (Why does “souleye” seem like a euphemism for anus?)

The couple married in a small ceremony at their home in Los Angeles, and their rep just confirmed the news today. They’ve been dating since 2009, which is actually a fairly quick engagement/wedding.

On June 1, her birthday, Alanis posted the following on her Facebook:

“Thank you guys so much for your sweet birthday well-wishings….getting older has turned out to be better than i imagined…things getting softer and clearer and juicier and and and….

Ohhhhh Alanis, you’re soooo deep. Softer AND clearer AND juicier. I’m playing this game in my head where I try to identify a real-world item that can do all those things at the same time, and all I can come up with is a corpse.

Also: Alanis is probably pregnant.

Video of MC Souleye freestylin’ is after the jump.

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  • definitely many steps down from R.R., but I also never quite understood when they were together either, I mean, he’s married to SCARLETT JOHANSSON now, can’t say ScarJo and Alanis would be very comparable lookswise, personality wise, etc., hmmmm…

    • Haha. You’re a dumbass. How do you REALLY know their personalities are much different. You don’t know them. Just because you’ve seen their work and pictures of them doesn’t mean you know very much about who they really are.

  • Fuck yeah, Alanis! Good for her. They make a cute couple. Hope they have a long and happy marriage!

  • remeber the song ‘ you oughta know’? i bet she secretely still sings that to ryan…