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A photo of Kristen Stewart on the cover of UK Elle

“My family are amazing. I had, like, the perfect upbringing. It sucks for people like Lindsay [Lohan], but it’s not her fault that she’s so off the rails – and she’s smart, very smart.”

-Kristen Stewart imparting her wisdom on family matters and Lindsay Lohan.

Thank you so much, Kristen.  What would the world do if you weren’t here among us like a prophet, nay, an angel, guiding us toward the light?  Teach us more, Kristen.  Please let us continue to drink from your overflowing goblet of insight, for that is your true calling.

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  • I don’t see why this post is so snarky. She’s just saying what you guys have been saying all along; that it’s not necessarily Lindsey’s fault that she is the way she is. It’s because her family is a total mess.

    • Lindsey is a mess because she wants to be. Just like Jesse James is a turd because he chose to be. This blame my bad behavior on the parents is bullshit.

  • In the actual interview, Kristen wasn’t calling Lindsay smart, the interviewer was calling KRISTEN smart.

  • Oh please. Even if Kristen said those words, what makes them bad? Your website? What a joke.
    In my opinion, I think Kristen is the most put together celebrity in her age group. She sees what happens in “hollywood”.
    Stop making something out of nothing.

  • You’d think that with all of the professional photographers and makeup artists that Elle has at its disposal, they could have chosen a more flattering camera angle to use on the cover.

    And no doubt, Kirsten was thinking of her family as “they”, in which case it makes sense that she used “are” to follow.

    The strange side effect of fame is that you can get more of it simply by saying the name of another famous person – especially if you say something the least bit critical.

    At least Kirsten has a sane family – she’s lucky and she needs it: how many teenagers have to deal with having their privacy invaded virtually anywhere in the world that they go? To say nothing of being screamed at when you show up to do the promotion part of your job.

  • What exactly about her very brief and entirely benign quote giving props to her family, made you decide to rip on her so hard? Does everyone who writes for EB nowadays have 24/7 PMS??

  • She is quite possibly the most boring celeb (and i use that term loosely) out there, except her nose ,it’s fascinating, i could drive a truck through those nostrils.

  • i think she is an amazing actress, nd bella is a beautiful person. I think people are being mean and she is not boaring. she looks beautiful nd u should all get a life

  • Her mother still gets a percentage of Lindsay money as a manager so Lindsay HAS to make A LOT of money anyway she can to support her family. Bet Dina, whom throws all her problems of the world in her daughters lap to solve, as Daddy abandoned them; sweetly told her to go to the dentist after a frantic phone call from her desperate ‘needing a hit NOW’ daughter..