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Bang or Bust: Couples Edition

photo of megan fox and brian austin green playing in the ocean during memorial day weekend

So I guess Megan Fox’s hotness has been photoshopped away in this photo. Which, clearly isn’t possible, since the photos don’t looked touched a bit, so that brings me to wonder if all of her other glam shots and pin-up photos have been. And I’m thinking, “yes.” While she’s still got a bangin’ face, her body’s just … not so hot. She’s, you know, cute-bodied and all, but nothing to write home about, frankly. I live at the beach; I see bodies like hers come and go on the daily and don’t bat an eye. Nothing phenom there, for real.

Megan and her henchman, Brian Austin Green, were photographed this past weekend observing Memorial Day in Maui.

I was a huge, huge fan of the original Beverly Hills 90210 back in the day and I will freely admit that Brian Austin Green was totally my nineties crush. I had posters of him up on the walls and watched the show religiously. While my other friends mooned over Brandon and Dylan and Steve, I was the odd-man out. I’ve always been the odd-man out; Isaac Hanson was my favorite Hanson and Adrien Brody is my “hottest male celebrity” ever. So, again, not surprising that I’d go for Green rather than Fox on this one. Cop-out.

So. Your sexual orientation aside, which bad thespian would you bang — the one with the nice face and not-so-amazing body or the one with the nice body and the not-so-amazing face? You can draw your own conclusions as to who’s who on that one.

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  • This pic goes to show you she ain’t nothin special, at least not what everyone makes her out to be, she’s even got a sort of boy-ish body, not a lot of hips/curves to her. And what kind of sorry excuse for an ass is that?. Oh oh oh, but wait till the crap-tastic Jonah-Hex movie poster’s come out, surely her tits will be 3 times bigger and pushed up in some scantily-clad outfit. No thanks, I’ll pass on both of em’.

    • Don’t be so hard on yourself. I’ll bet your a rockin’ 98.6 on the inside.

  • She did lose weight recently, it was one of the reasons given for her not returning for the next Transformers movie; she was asked to put on weight and refused. On another note, ALL magazine and press photos are altered and photoshopped. Every single one of them.

  • Wow Sarah, this is the fourth post in a row that you’re harshly commenting on someone’s appearance. Granted, that probably comes with the territory with your job but your posts are not enjoyable to read in the least bit anymore and are beginning to deteriorate the value of this site all together.

  • These make it look like she had (albeit, small but never the less) implants the way they look in the bikini. she is a bitch, but the bitch looks pretty good.

    • I’m pretty sure she did. If you see photos from a few years ago, she’s completely flat-chested. She’s had some other plastic surgery as well–her nose and lips look different from how she looked earlier in her career.

  • did she lose like 10 pounds? she looks super thin. and i’m probs in the minority but i’ve never found her attractive. here without her makeup she actually looks pretty ban imo. and wtf her boyfriend isn’t hot? he’s like 35 and old.

  • Geez! Sarah! You have problems! If I looked like this in a bikini I would be the happiest girl ever! I’m guessing you don’t look this good either or you’d probably be modeling rather than writing on blogs!

  • Hey Sarah. Since you live at the beach, how about posting a picture of yourself in a bikini? I would love to do one of the following:

    1. Point out the smallest imperfections in your body, or if there are none;
    2. Masturbate while looking at it.

  • I’ve never thought Fox was the most gorgeous or perfect but that doesnt change the fact that if I had the chance I’d do her

  • Her body is bangin’! Granted she could put on a few pounds, but if you look at the close ups, the girls has a 6-pack!

    To each their own.

  • Come on guys…She has a fucking point. I see bitches like her at the beach and out and about everyday. So what if one person isn’t kissing her bony ass? Get over it. What has Megan Fox done for you…douches.

  • i’m sorry but i think she looks great, i don’t even see the “skinny” that you all see, so i seriously disagree…

    on another note… i can’t believe you were a david fan hahaha he was so lame! and i’ve never met a steve fan either, all dylan fans, cuz he was definitly the cutest

  • Oh wow, so she’s just average…so? The point of being a celebrity is not neccessarily being someone special, but just being someone famous…

  • The girl looks phenomenal! I don’t see why Sarah is hating on everyone so much lately. Honey, go to the gym, You might get what Megan has.

  • You know what I agree with Sarah. All the photos she looks so hot and glam, then when she’s not all dolled up she’s pretty plain. She does have a killer body- but lots of girls these days have them her age. Don’t get me wrong she is pretty but she’s not like some drop dead beauty even without makeup on. To me that’s TRUE beauty and something to write home about.

  • her tits are fake, i didn’t notice that before. same with blake lively. these young hollywood actresses are sneaky!

  • If you really pay attention to the pictures, it is her proportion and her waist that make her look great. Of course, she can gain a pound or two on her behind or so. But, so will her waist. Look at her legs, which fit the proportion to her waist.

    Use a rule to check it out—her waist and hip ratio is about 2/3 (about 66.67%). And so are her legs and waist.

    When we talk about body, it is all about proportion.

    You may find lots of gals with model-frame body shape. But they may not have the right proportion in terms of waist and hips; waist and legs.

    The side way picture did not do her any justice.

    The picture on the left will show her proportion.
    When you see some curvy shape (on side way) , it is just how a gal twists her body to show the shape. The angel helps to create that shape.
    Anyhow, look at the front from the left side, you can see her proportion.