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If You Thought Ke$ha Was Harmless, Please Watch This

When Ke$ha first hit the scene, I think the consensus was “whatever.” You know, so what if the blond girl who can’t sing wants to have a song on the radio? How’s it going to hurt? This is how it’s going to hurt.

This is Colette Carr. I’m sure she’s a perfectly nice girl, so don’t get it twisted. I don’t have a problem with Colette Carr, I have a problem with Colette Carr making “music”. The video above (NSFW!) features the Malibu-raised (aka RICH) Colette basically ripping off Ke$ha’s whole bit, and not even doing it better. “Bitch Like Me” lacks the campy fun of TikTok, and frankly, seeing this little blond girl say such unclever things in such a shocking way is appalling. If this is where music is headed, then please shoot me.

Colette, typically, doesn’t give a fuck about what we think of her music. She’s been quoted as saying, “I’m not worried about how people will respond. I’m creating original music and that’s what really matters to me you know? I’m making music because I love it. Not to impress anyone. I really just love the music.” Not trying to impress? Well, duh.

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  • Two years, max, before this talentless bitch is either in jail or in the basement freezer of some morgue.

    • Let’s just put her in YOUR basement freezer along with all of those hitchhiker teenagers you’ve offered rides to.

      • A freezer? What a great idea! I was just tossing them down an old well. I was being so wasteful, so I went online and ordered a brand new G.E., Jeffrey Dahmer Commemorative chest freezer. Frost Free of course.

  • Casey that was hilarious. I don’t give this girl five minutes. It’s clear that she was bored and had money and rented out a studio and paid some guy a few bucks to make a quick beat for her. Ke$ha will hang on a little longer because she’s funny. And you never quite know if that’s her or if she’s just a parody of her age group. Keeps you on your toes!

  • Someone give Brooke Hogan a Grammy already! She’s twice as talented as this little bitch.

  • i see what you mean about the music industry seriously lacking talent, but honesty is it really surprising anymore? as much as britney spears is loved, no one should try and say the girl can really sing well… trust me, i’m a fan of hers. and by the way, i saw kesha live and she actually DOES have a decent singing voice… i think her music is just not supposed to be taken seriously. so what if she’s inspired by pyshadelic art in her “your love is my drug” video!

  • That wasn’t music that was just some spoilt Malibu princess getting her way. Defo no air time for this ‘song’ and she will be forgotten about in a week, tops. Also, how could her parents let her get away with this?! Seriously

  • Damn, I hope I’m wrong, but watch this girl get popular. I am frequently astonished at the level of popularity of some of these “artists.” They so obviously suck, but hordes of folks love them. Says alot about society today, I think.

  • That was the worst crap I’ve heard all year and I’m a fan of this years American Idol. =P
    William Hung has a better voice (and more appeal) than this bitch.

    Seriously though, what has become of the current music scene?

    • It all went downhill when Mariah Carey was considered a star instead of a fucking waitress that gave good blowjobs to music moguls.

      • Hey A-hole, pulled your tongue out of your fathers ass long enough to get to the computer and make a comment?

  • another Sarai She made that song “ladies” back in the day but she was way better then this. Havent you people learned anyone with some money can make a cd now a days and anyone with alot of money can make a music video. SHe could at least put some acting into like an attitude or something. bitch and fuck needs an attitude not a smile its just ackward!

  • she looks like an overgrown toddler saying words she doesn’t understand…also should have rethought showing her little face over and over again.

    I couldn’t even finish it, mostly because it was boring and repetitive = the dance, the music, the lyrics and the head bobble.

    i don’t think this self made video will lead anywhere…after all, little tweens and teens won’t even be allowed to play it in front of their mommies.