Sandra Bullock Must Be Thanking God That No One Listens To That Whore Her Husband Used To Be Married To

Sandra Bullock recently shocked the world by announcing that she had secretly adopted a baby boy from New Orleans, but if anyone listened to Jesse James’ ex-wife Janine Lindemulder, it wouldn’t have been much of a secret.

According to a statement that Janine made to Life & Style shortly after Sandy and Jesse adopted their baby boy in December of 2009, Jesse’s daughter Sunny accidentally told her mom about her father and step-mom’s new bundle of joy… and then Janine repeated whatever she knew right to the press:

“Sunny was on the phone and Sandra was right there trying to listen to what was being talked about. Sunny started to tell me she was really excited because somebody in the family was possibly pregnant. Then all of a sudden, the phone went silent. Sunny finally got back on the phone and said, ‘Oh, I can’t talk about that. That’s my secret with Sandy.’ I was upset, because you tell kids to please don’t keep secrets from your parents.”

There’s a host of reasons why Janine should be kept on a short leash when it comes to her interactions with her daughter, but the safety of her ex-husband and Sandy’s baby is definitely the best reason I can think of. However, Janine is willing to admit that her daughter has been in good hands with Sandy:

“Sandra’s organized and focused. She packs perfect lunches. She thinks of every little detail from sunblock to sanitary wipes and the perfect amounts of food. I can’t compete. If I could wish any stepmom for my daughter, it would be Sandra…She’s done a wonderful job with Sunny.”

With Jesse out of Sandy’s life, I’m sure that this toxic pornstar is more or less out of her life, too. Sandra has said that she intends to keep up a relationship with Sunny and Jesse’s other two children, so who knows how much longer Janine will be able to make statements about the state of her and her children’s lives. Let’s just hope there are no more secrets of this nature that need covering up for quite some time.