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Contrary to Popular Belief, Kristen Stewart Actually Does Give a Fuck!

Can’t you tell just by the ear-to-ear shit-eating grin?

Your girl Kristen Stewart appeared for the first time as the cover model on the June issue of Elle and while girlfriend looks moderately happy about it, she still looks uncomfortable as all holy hell. Stewart dishes on a little bit of everything during her interview with the mag and covers topics like privacy, acting, romance and her signature awkwardness. Natch.

On the madness that has become her life:

“It’s insane! Once somebody finds out, you have to get the hell out of wherever you are. People freak out. And the photographers, they’re vicious. They’re mean. They’re like thugs. I don’t event want to drive around by myself anymore. It’s fucking dangerous.”

On her loss of privacy:

“Somebody knocked on my hotel room door and asked for a light, then said that they were a big fan. I was like, ‘Do you really need me to light your cigarette? How do you know what room I’m in?’ I can’t be by myself and I like being by myself.”

On criticism of her public manner:

“I think it’s funny that when I go onstage to accept an award, they think I’m nervous, uncomfortable, and awkward—and I am—but those are bad words for them.”

On her red-carpet demeanor:

“People say that I’m miserable all the time. It’s not that I’m miserable, it’s just that somebody’s yelling at me…I literally, sometimes, have to keep myself from crying…It’s a physical reaction to the energy that’s thrown at you.”

On Team Edward vs. Team Jacob:

“I would never cheapen my relationships by talking about them. People say, ‘Just say who you’re dating. Then people will stop being so ravenous about it.’ It’s like, No they won’t! They’ll ask for specifics.”

On caring:

“I hate it when they say I don’t give a shit, because nobody cares more than I do. I’m telling you I don’t know anybody who does this that gives a shit more than I do.”

Now what, haters? Stewart finally speaks out about her put-upon sense of awkwardness (duh, it’s real!) and tells people, contrary to popular belief, she actually does give a fuck even though she pulls that “not-giving-a-fuck” thing off so damned well. Now if she’d only viscerally admit to boinking Robert Pattinson, my life might be complete.

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  • I love her.
    She is camera shy and introverted, probably has a melancholy personality, which by the way is only a serious crime if you are in Hollywood- where you are supposed to whore yourself out for the spotlight.

    I personally love to be alone and hate how so many sanguine peeps try to make that out as a horrible personality trait.

    • I think I got a couple of those sanguine peeps nesting in a tree outside my window. Are they yellow?

  • I agree with everything that was said in this post. Everything that Kristen said, that is! Everything you said Sarah was complete fucking nonsense.

  • often times it’s the people who seem like they don’t care who care the most and that’s why they seem aloof…because they are guarded and protective with their emotions. but…her on stage awkwardness is a complete put on to make her more relatable to fans and to make her nervousness “work” for her by giving herself a rep for being just an average girl who isn’t all hollywood. she overdoes it to distract. and that’s phony.

    • I totally agree with you 100%, and I believe her. I am really sensitive and deep down feel like I care so much more than others, but I don’t want to show it, I don’t want others to see how vulnerable I actually am, so I act like I don’t care and I often come off as rude or a bitch, but I can’t help it, it’s who I’ve become. Now I feel like an idiot revealing myself, but what the heck, you guys don’t really know who I am :) teehee.

  • What she is saying is honest and I respect that. The things some people do and say is just to lash out to make them selves feel better. But in reality they hurt the person that they are lashing out at. So people shouldn’t think about them selves, but think about the people they are hurting