After the not-so-famous-anymore and more-infamous-than-anything Joan Rivers opened her trap about wanting Mel Gibson to “fucking die,” I totally thought she’d lay low for awhile. Not that many people really disagreed with her, but damn … them’s fighting words.
Rivers recently spoke on a topic that she knows oodles about: plastic surgery. And who better to critique shitty plastic surgery than the Queen of All Things Shitty Plastic? Rivers spoke to US Magazine and commended Heidi Montag — of all people — on her various plastic surgeries, stating that the reality star should have “started sooner” — like at age thirteen. Rivers also claimed that Montag “looks fine now, but [she] could have done it [plastic surgery] in stages.”
Joan, Joan, Joan … Have all of those facial surgeries blinded your ass? I mean, they say that too much male masturbation can decrease your eyesight, but you weren’t a man at one point, too … Were you?
She looks like the cat lady. ugh getting old must be a bitch for famewhores
I know the saying – “I have shit better looking things”, isn’t suppose to be taken literally, but I swear it is true when I say better looking things have come out of my ass. I’m not going to address the topics of smell, IQ, ability, worth….etc.
She looks like demon swine. Amityville here we come.
She looks more like the Joker with each passing day. And she’s probably just as insane.
Now you know why her husband killed himself. Who wants to wake up looking at that every morning. She knows it too.