It’s the Crypt-Keeper! … No, it’s Leslie Nielsen! No …
Fuck, it’s Tori Spelling!
Damn, girlfriend, eat a sandwich!
RadarOnline has secured one of the latest photos of the formerly-svelte 90210 star, Tori Spelling, out and about in LA recently with her daughter. Although plenty of rumors are in blowing in the wind that Spelling is suffering from an eating disorder, she laughs it off by saying that she’s finally “healthy.”
Eating disorders are no joke, man, and if Tori doesn’t pick up some good, old-fashioned greasy diner food soon, she’s not going to be around much longer for those precious babies of hers.
Check out poor Tori’s dwindling figure in the gallery below, and while you’re at it, eat a tub of butter for her, too.
Image courtesy of RadarOnline.com
I know it’s horrible, but damn am I jealous of her figure. I hope she gets healthy for her sake and for her family, but how I covet it.
You’re jealous of a starving woman? She’s sick and is at risk for dying. Why do you covet illness and risk of premature death?
You really live up to your name. You always comment on something and say you regret meaning it. First it was ugly Jon Gosselin looks attractive, now its skin and bones Tori looks sexy. Yeah she has a body to die for. Pun intended.
Yep, I’m strange like that. Go figure.
I wish you had her figure so I could kick your lazy bones.
youre not the only one.. i am also jealous of her figure argg
That makes me so sad. She needs some behavioral therapy STAT.
she looks terrible in the first picture but looks fine in all the others. even the bikini shot – not frighteningly thin in any of the others. even looks decent in the bikini.
donna martin graduates!
There’s nothing sexy or womanly about being able to see your ribs through your back.
Wow, she really needs to get some help. It’s weird how she’s not lost much weight in her face though.
hello, bulimia.
I feel bad for her kids seeing that as a motherly role model. If she’s not careful – Stella will grow up with body issues too all thanks to Tori. The crypt keeper needs serious help now.
How is she holding up her kid!? Her toddlers forearm is larger than her upper biceps! This picture does not make physic’s sense.
(And if it does, it makes about as much sense as my wording in the previous sentence.)
I do see her daughter having major body issues when she is older. Tori needs to grow up and realize what her body issues will do to her children. Her hubby Dean does not seem to worried about it. Even on the show he just seems like an enabler. then again he is probably hoping she straves herself because then he will get everything.
It was a fast post and yes, there are typos.
Let the bitch starve, more noms for us.
Marry me, evilbeetdouche.
Maybe we should date for a while. You know, see if it works out, meet the parents, exchange medical information, etc.
… exchange bodily fluids…
Maybe you should compare your DSM IV classifications also.
Now that’s just crazy
Sure, sure, you always want to do shit the hard way.
She should worry about changing her Javier Barden horse-face instead of worrying about her weight. Fat or skinny you are still ugly Tori, because you have a ****** face. Just accept it like lady GaGa did, get a wig or something.
BTW all the people from that 90210 show look pig faced now…
DAMN YOU RAY PRUITT!
She looks bad in all photos, much like everybody from 90210 nowadays.
I believe she’s always been thin, she’s probably an ectomorph
so yeah, I don’t have a problem with her figure, i’m grossed out by people like this http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?page_id=9804
and i can guarantee that all the freakin haters who commented have body issues just on the other side of the spectrum, wishing they could lose 10 pounds. I’m sure she’s healthier than most of you out there too. What is shockingly thin is normal in other parts of the world, she gets off her ass and doesn’t eat like a pig which is “so shocking” to our fat american eyes
Yes, because being able to see every bone in someone’s back obviously means that they are being extremely healthy. I agree that being really thin is fine and normal in some places, but this is obviously too far. Being fat isn’t the only way of being unhealthy.
as for the “to our fat american eyes,” yeah, there are fat americans, but there are overweight people all over the world. i run almost everyday, and even i’m offended by that statement. think before you offend people. :)
First of all, she has no “figure.” She has always been thin, but this isn’t thin. This is emaciated.
Second of all, the “you’re all just jealous” line is old and tired (not to mention “haters”). Anyone who is jealous of Ms. Spelling’s current asexual, emaciated, painfully think “figure” should see a therapist.
Finally, I’m married to an very skinny guy who “gets off his ass and doesn’t eat like a pig.” He doesn’t look like a holocaust survivor. Tori Spelling looks like a holocaust survivor (especially in that first picture). The fact that you can’t see that says more about you than about any of the rest of us.
Severely overweight…severely underweight…don’t you think it’s possible to be disgusted by both?
how does her husband get a boner over this shit?
i think he’s the one who’s fucking sick!
“how does her husband get a boner over this shit?”
There is a match for everyone. I’m sure on her eHarmony profile she said she would be attracted to the type of guy we all hear about occasionally who was an orderly at a convalescent home, and was caught fucking someones emaciated 98 year old grandmother in the ass.
To get her hubby nice and stiff she probably puts on a gray wig, shits herself, scatters saltines and empty pudding cups around the bed, and babbles incoherently.
Her hubby Dean McNoTalent is just in it for the money. I’m sure he calls her a heifer every night right before he checks the Spelling bank balance.
I guess her kids are used to seeing a skeleton in a thin nightgown float in to their rooms to tuck them in every night.
Maybe she should consider starring in a remake of this classic short:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h03QBNVwX8Q
Eeeewwwwwwww….she definitely has an eating disorder! No one is that emaciated by being “healthy”
OMG!
Is she like “totally poverty stricken” or what?
Someone please give her something to eat and wear (to hide those nasty ribs and arms) !
to clarify, I am naturally very thin, my whole family is and everyday I get accosted by random people commenting on my weight and saying that I should eat a sandwich WHY IS IT ALWAYS A DAMN SANDWICH and asking if I have an eating disorder. NO, I have a normal appetite and play sports. So yeah I object to this shit and stand by the term fat americans. i don’t fucking care if it offends you because it’s true. it’s also true that there are overweight people worldwide but nowhere is there such a concentrated mass of them (no pun intended) as in the states. this shit is personal because my back looks very similar to hers, doesn’t mean I’m a “holocaust survivor” or emaciated. i love how we babysit fat people’s feelings but thin people are thrown to the fucking wolves.
Is that actually her?? The dress in the insert is different than the dress in the picture…