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Fergie’s Gonna Knock a Bitch Out

… Either that or cry on them.  I’d take the lesser of two evils, but I’m not quite sure which one that’d be.

Fergalicious speaks to Elle in the new May issue regarding the public’s reaction to her mug and claims that it’s totally hurtful when people call her “fugly”:

“It has hurt me in the past when people say things like how ‘fugly’ I am or how horrible I look. I’ve had to learn not to give it such a high priority in life.   Look, when you’re trying to juggle all of this in your life, sometimes you’re not going to look perfect. I don’t have time to get a facial every couple of days.”

Yeah, I don’t think I’d be digging it too much, either, if I was constantly barraged with quips like “Fuggie-Fug” myself —  but this girl’s a celebrity, so she’s kind of under a hell of a lot more scrutiny than I, a lowly internet blogger, could ever be.

Don’t worry, Ferg.  I still think you’re beautiful even if you do you piss your pants on stage.  With you, we get a package deal and as far as I’m concerned, it’s a lovely gift.

So, for all you haters out there … lay off the Ferg.  She’s sensitive, don’t you know.

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  • Yeah well, the problem is not that she’s ugly. She used to be quite beautiful. It’s just that those bad plastic surgeries sometimes DO make her look, well, ugly.

  • Bah! She is already falling into oblivion. Soon she will be weighting 40 extra pounds and living off of small roles on shows like Ugly Betty or Dancing with the stars or whatever.

    And she’s still fugly.

  • All covers are shopped…that to the side, I see nothing wrong with her. I’ve seen uglier. She looks fine to me.

    • Thanks for the scoop, anon. I’ve seen uglier, too. I would “do” her after a six pack and doctor’s report.

  • Yeah she’s totally not fugly, that’s why they had to photoshop her picture so much. She’s way manlier than that.

  • She’s still ugly, photo shopped or not. I’m sure she’s a nice girl and all, great personality n all yada yada.
    But her face DAMN. She just is not attractive plain and simple. Her body bangin tho

  • I still chuckle every time someone thinks she has peed her pants. It’s crotch sweat people. Have you ever actually seen someone who has pissed their pants? The pee does not stay contained nicely just in the crotch area, it spreads down the pants.

  • it’s not so much that she is ugly, it’s just that she tries to pass for 15 years her junior and the ridiculous amount of photo shopping does not do her any favors.

  • I dunno.. for some reason I think she’s o.k. I hate the Black Eyed Peas stuff, like her solo stuff or at least one song. Plastic surgery is best used in tiny doses and if she overdid it she has herself to blame.. not others.
    Hey, the Macc Lads mention “Sweaty Minge” in their classic song, “Newcy Brown”.

  • It wonder if it would be weird if a celebrity just came out and said “I care about looking good and what people think of me. It is important because I live in the public eye and make a living off it.”

  • considering all the meth and the rumoured surgerys she has had she’s looking fine. However i don’t know how old she is [i’m guesiing mid thirites] she should just embrace that and stop trying to look 19, even Britney seems to have given up the ghost there. Her appearence DOES matter sadly as she is a performer / singer and the public expect them to look attractive, toned and as line free as possible. Sad but true.