This comes from Star magazine, so the source obviously isn’t as credible as, say, US Weekly or whatever, so take it with a grain of salt. Or don’t. Either way, what fun.
According to “sources,” MTV’s executive producers are pushing for Snooki and J-Woww to get pregnant during this season’s filming. That just has greasy, over-tanned greatness all over it, right? Again, supposedly, the producers are offering $500k bonuses with the promise of a follow-up reality show produced — obviously — by MTV. Star reports:
“Star has learned exclusively that producers are trying to entice one of the female stars [of Jersey Shore]… to get pregnant this time around.
‘They’re offering a big bonus for a baby,’ a source reveals to Star. In fact, the source says producers are prepared to cough up a half million dollars and a spin off series for the female cast member who agrees to get knocked up. And it looks like Snooki, 22, might be up for the challenge.
‘I want twins,’ the tiny Guidette… squealed in an exclusive NYC interview with Star. Along with her new boyfriend, a hunky bodybuilder named Emilio Masella who works as a personal trainer at Gold’s Gym in Connecticut, Snooki confessed, ‘We want a boy and a girl, fraternal twins. I think our kids will be so cute! But I don’t want to get married or anything until I’m like 26 or 27.”
I hope to God that these rumors aren’t true and that Star is making bullshit headlines once again, ’cause damn … I don’t know if I could live in a world where Snooki’s bump-it has to be removed because it might cause pregnancy complications or watching J-Woww go through the DT’s because she’s got “that baby-kind of thing” in her “tummy.”
oh wow. I wonder if snooki can’t find women’s shoe sizes that fit her. Those are hilariously big.
I think the producers should go even further and offer a $10 million bonus to whichever one can have heteropaternal twins. That should definitely increase some interest in the show.
Lets offer them $15 million for whoever gets pregnant and then has an abortion. A $5 million dollar bonus if its late term !
whoa – one is either a giant or a midget. either way they are both disgust-a-gross!
Anyone else finds this morally wrong, guys?
No more morally wrong than almost every couple in the country that decide to have a child and then accept money they don’t need from the government for doing so, or accepting money they DO need from the government because they made the irresponsible choice of having a child they couldn’t afford.
Nah sorry but I don’t agree with you… Here in Europe most couple who have kids receive money from the government as an incentive, since the natality rates are in free-fall, and if populations starts shrinking, it will have disastrous consequences in the future. These two girls will be paid to bring a child into this world only to be recorded and paraded around on telly.
Well you’re wrong. Money should NEVER be offered as an incentive to have a child. The amount offered is never enough to entice any RESPONSIBLE adult into having a child, but it will entice the irresponsible ones who either can’t afford to have a child or don’t have the skill necessary to raise one.
No, Mike, the policies I’m talking about are not just cold hard cash. I’m not wrong.
Well the policies I am talking about ARE cold hard cash, as I made clear by using the word MONEY in my original reply.
ugly witches,the short one is fat and ugly and the other ones nose goes with her fa ck ti ties.Gezzzz
Gross.
Are they sure these aren’t the retarded Kardashians? They’re just as fugly.