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Sandra Bullocks’s Weird, Pre-Cognitive Advice to Elin Nordegren

If you don’t remember, Sandra Bullock was one of the multitudes of celebrities that were interviewed weeks ago regarding the Tiger Woods Transgressions and she — thankfully — didn’t let Tiger off the hook as easily as some others did.

Bullock spoke to The Insider at the People’s Choice Awards back in January and was asked by Insider‘s Niecy Nash regarding her take on the gratuitous amount of Tiger’s affairs and the allegations that Elin beat the snot out of Tiger because of them:

“If I were Elin … man, I would have hit a lot more than she did … I would have kept hitting!”

When prompted to clarify the obvious, Bullock stated:

“Yeah, [Elin] stopped.  She was respectable.  I’d get the baseball bat, I’d get everything out.”

Kind of eerie, don’t you think, Sandy?  Is that why you’re in hiding, now? Gearing up that old swinging arm for one last date in hell?  After four alleged mistresses have come forward — I guess that’s the thing to do nowadays — I’d be there right with you, doll.

I’m not one to condone violence, but hell … if my husband cheated on me with as many subway sluts as James and Woods have put together, you can bet that someone would sure be walking slinking away with a few broken bones.  

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  • I’m sure the comment about breaking bones wasn’t meant literally. But what if a woman was caught “sleeping around” with several men. What would you say about the husband saying that he would come after her with a baseball bat or break several of her bones.
    I doubt people would be as forgiving of such talk.

  • not only that pufinstuf, but there´s also the fact that a women with class would not go hitting cheating hubands around but would walk away with her head held hight. why stoop to that level and fight with that low life man, better to leave and keep your dignity. if my bf cheated on me i would just walk away, never go back to him and life the best life I can- and hopefully meet a great guy. but the best revenge is succes and sandra has already achieved that so she has nothing to prove

  • This is true, if a husband said that it would not be tolerated; however, with all of these gross women these men have slept with, I would have taken the golf club and baseball bat to their heads, and I do not promote violence, but DAYUM! WTF is up with these men, what if they give their wives a disease, God this just keeps getting uglier and uglier.

  • Ceci you and pufinstuf make very good points. I may rethink the breaking of bones. Also, I think Sandra was saying in public was what people were privately admitting to, since the number of people Tiger slept with was/is staggering.

  • Best to just walk away. I don’t want to hear the gory details, or the apologies, don’t call, don’t send flowers, letters, emails, or telegrams. You’ve wasted enough time on someone who obviously has no respect for you, so keep moving forward.

  • Sorry this is kind-a off topic but what I don’t understand is did they (Woods & James) REALLY not think anyone would come forward? Maybe (but probable not) if it was once w/ 1 women but all those times w/ all those women?? How could you possible believe they’d all keep quiet?

  • mini in mo

    These men are not as naive as you think. Actually, I think you’re the one being naive. I would guess that 90-95% of successful, famous men cheat on their wives. And if it’s not exactly that number, it’s close.

    Guys like Tiger Woods and Jesse James are surrounded by fellow alpha male types who ALL cheat on their wives, and the public knows nothing about it. What amazes me is the amount of women willing to fight tooth and nail to get these guys.

    It’s actually extremely rare that it ever gets out during the years while they’re successful. Believe me, guys like Tiger Woods and Jesse James are really jealous of their alpha male buddies who are sleeping around with dozens of different women while they have to play nice with the media and their wives.

    • redshoes is right, except that even homeless guys like to bang strange any chance they get, so it’s not just the rich ones. all straight guys would head straight to the buffet line if they were offered the chance, no matter how much money they have. more, is always better.

      • nah, thats bullshit. not all men cheat. YET if you life in that surreal world that is hollywood you have more chances of cheating just because everybody looks so damn perfect. which begs the question…would ugly husbends living under a rock in omaha cheat on their obese wives if they had the chance, i think many would but no all, not 90-95% of them. more life 50%.

      • the fact the person wouldn’t attach a name to his post shows his complete disregard for anything other than himself. you are immature and foolish. not all men run to the buffet line. stop listening to Weezy and learn how to treat yourself and women pal

    • That all sounds about right. It’s the same thing on sports teams, from high school on up. The stories do get around, just not into the public. For example, a very, very promising NHL hockey player was recently traded to the one of the worst teams in the league and it had nothing to do with his play on the ice. What really was going on would blow most people’s socks off. Or maybe not. People are pretty jaded. Or they don’t want to know. Or something. Anyway, not my story to tell. I agree, the amount of women fighting to get these guys is amazing.I mean, on the one hand, not surprising because for many reasons, it’s easy money. I just don’t understand why the want to publicly cheapen themselves. will they wake up when they’re 40 and reget everything. Meh.

  • Amazing how man-hating women are these days, frankly given her bad attitude towards men it wouldn’t surprise me if bullock had driven him to other women by being emotionally abusive – to paraphrase Roseanne on Chris Brown, “She speaks the language of an abuser.”

  • I have a feeling this is going to keep on like Tiger Woods with women crawling out of the woodwork for a while. I think that’s why Sandra is laying low – there is no way to tell if or how many more women may jump on the Vanilla Gorilla band wagon. It’s bad enough to be betrayed so publicly or at all, but to find out that he cheated with so many and right from the beginning. It pretty much means you were made a fool of right from the get go and you trusted and loved someone who really didn’t value you very much at all.

    I think he’s going to go the sex rehab route to save what he can of the career, but after the Nazi salute photo comes out that tv career will most certainly go away. So embarrassing for her, she deserved so much better that him.

  • Doesn’t it seem obvious that Sandra was joking? Here she is, in the same situation as Elin, and evidently she hasn’t touched a golf club, baseball bat, or as far as we know, even tossed a vase across the room at her dickhead husband.

    I just wonder what Jesse was thinking when he found out about her comment. Maybe he knew that he married a woman with too much class to give him anything to worry about.

    She seems to be conducting herself with more self-restraint than many people would in her situation, so “language of the abuser” or not, she in not acting like an abuser.

  • I really love and admire Sandra she is my favorite actress in Hollywood always have been so I’m really feeling her pain she didn’t deserve the disrespect. But I will say this I know for a fact that MOST marry man cheat in their lifetimes yes I will say at least 99 percent of marry man cheat I know this for a fact I can’t reveal how I know this but trust me I know this to be a FACT of life !!! So if woman want marriage be prepared for this disillusion sooner or later is bound to happen whether you know it or not . Is horrible and painful but very true .

    • ok paulina, besides having fault with your assumptions, the fact that you bring stats into your argument and then fail to review your “source” is a big tell. you are full of sh.. it… do many men cheat, yes, but to say most or 99% is a complete crock. you don’t know anything to be fact…just because some smart individual decided to cheat on your unworthy arse, doesn’t mean all men do it. get over your heartache sister and dive into the real world where you can’t throw around assumptions to be fact. are some men pigs yes, but not all.