Claudia Schiffer rocks that fetus-harboring body of hers as she picks up her pre-existing children in London.
The supermodel is expecting her third child with hubby Matthew Vaughn in May.
Adoption, adoption, adoption. The older I get, the less interest I have in being pregnant. I’ve taken to referring to biological children as “vagina babies,” particularly around my boyfriend, as in “I don’t ever want to have a vagina baby, and I need to make sure you’re aware of that.”
I know those episodes of 16 and Pregnant are designed to discourage young teenage girls from getting knocked up, but I watch that shit and I’m just like “OH MY GOD I WILL NOT LET THAT INFESTATION OCCUR IN MY BODY!!!” Like, I’m the kind of person who ALWAYS has to pop whiteheads because the thought of that parasitic white blood cell collection just hanging out on my property appalls me. Claudia Schiffer is like the most beautiful person on the planet and I’m still like “Ewww her stomach looks gross like that.” THANK GOD for adoption, and for women on this planet who got that gene that makes them enjoy being pregnant. Rock on, Claudia.
I am on my second pregnancy and couldn’t agree with you more!!
omg what is with those horrendous boots she’s wearing?!?
latest trend among the European cool kids, I have very similar ones :)
Your taste in boots matches your taste in everything else – nobody gives a shit.
Vagina babies! ha! I am so with you on this!
Everyone who can, should adopt! No need to make new people when here already are plenty.
Claudia must be Greek – hence the pregnant ass.
I truly hope you get pregnant and keep the baby. Then I hope you see people giving you the “Eww, you’re pregnant and gross!” face.
You can’t cover the extreme bitchiness of talking shit about a pregnant woman’s body with “Rock on, Claudia” and expect it to come across as anything other than extremely bitchy.
Wow, yeah, talk about a bitchy article. I was already wavering on my support because I don’t care for “Molls”, but it’s nice to know you think I’m ugly-gross-disgusting because I chose to become pregnant. Screw you Sasha, I’m done with EvilBeet. You won’t care, but I’ll feel better. Later loser.
I couldn’t agree with you more. This article was completely immature and seems to be written by a 16 yr old. I’m six months pregnant and I really enjoy the akward gawking at my belly rude comments about my weight. Sorry that my husband and I decided to have one baby. I’m with Amanda. I won’t be returning to EvilBeet after this.
I’m 8 months pregnant with my first baby, I’ve gained 50 pounds I have stretch marks on my hips thighs and belly and my ankles are swollen as fuck. My baby is big and healthy and strong and my boyfriend loves my pregnant body because its making a miracle – our baby. Grow the fuck up and get a life. Maybe YOU were nothing more than an infestation to your mother but my baby is wanted and loved. PS with that attitude nobody is going to let you adopt a baby, thank God.
Dude, getting pregnant is not a miracle. Even roaches have kids.
Oh Beet :-( First time you have made me regret adoring you.. Why did you have to go there…
16 and Pregnant is SUCH a depressing show. While I’m watching, I can’t help but think about how completely fucked most of those children are, of course. But then I think about all the opportunities the 16 year olds will miss out on…
I know it’s really easy to BLAME them, and be all, “Well, it was their choice to have sex.” But I mean. We were all kinda stupid when we were 16, and I’d hate to be “punished” for life for a choice I had made back then.
dont open your legs & you wont get prenant – alot of people make stupid choices everyday, your decision – live w/it.
Beet, I am with you 100%. I appreciate breeders and their place in our society. It’s just so not something I’m interested in becoming.
god beet, you are one shallow human being, and is exactly what is wrong with this country..
vagina babies? seriously? is that supposed to be funny or witty? its obviously not, as even most of your loyal visitors here have taken offense to these childish comments.
It tells me how low your IQ really is.
what a miserable lonely existence you are living.. have fun dying a lonely old woman
Although I do not agree on Beet’s opinion of pregnant women, its a bit hypercritical to call her ‘shallow’ …. YOU are the one reading a celebrity gossip blog …. embrace the shallowness baby
Are you 14? You write like you are, and you perceive the world like you are. You just lost a lot of respect from a lot of people, if you had any in the first place. Pregnant women are beautiful, pregnancy is beautiful and giving birth is naturally beautiful. But why would you have time to notice that, being so caught up in your oh so very important world of celebrity blogging. The only saving grace about you not wanting a “vagina” baby is that you will not be procreating another fool. BTW, I’m all for adoption if people choose that route, but I’m not going to shove that in anyone’s face, or tell the people that choose to have a biological child that they are gross in any way. Go back to school and start over you mindless wanderer.
Okay, after I read this post, I thought for sure Molls wrote it. Imagine the shock and huge disappointment when I saw it was written by EB, whose posts I normally love. Beet, didn’t you create Zelda Lily? And doesn’t this current post go against everything Zelda Lily stands for?
Got a live one here, Beet.
Oh Beet, you disappoint me . . . I guess I won’t be “hanging out on your property” anymore.
Sorry my desire to be mommy so offended you.
oh come on! you are all exagerating… i totally agree with beet here, i think it’s gotta be a little weird to have someone growing inside of you… but still i might be up for it some day
Being pregnant IS weird. I lovingly referred to my son as a “parasite” when he was in utero. Because, you know, he was actually.
But insulting the body of a woman who’s growing a baby is fucking bitchy. And immature. And it makes you sound like a very shallow, bad person.
You kinda have to expect to get some flak for something like that.
It’s not like she’s a fat ass who’s stuffing her face with cheetos all day. There’s actually another person inside of her and it takes up space. It also makes your hips spread to accommodate the birthing process.
This post reminds me of when a blogger for the New York Times criticized Michael C. Hall’s beanie at the Golden Globes. It was in very poor taste. Except that guy had a bit of an excuse as he was unaware that Michael had cancer. There’s really no excuse for this shit.
At what point in that piece did I insinuate that she was a fat-ass?
The headline. You know, the one that says, “Hello pregnancy butt.” Also there was the whole “Ewww her stomach looks gross like that” bit.
Insulting a pregnant woman’s body is low. Either own your lowness or apologize for it. You can’t take it back now.
I’m one of those people who think she looks gorgeous- healthy and very beautifully pegnant. But there’s nothing wrong with couples who chose to adopt either. Good for Beet for knowing what she wants, or doesn’t want.
There are many women who are afraid of pregnancy, I don’t think that Beet is being shallow, maybe she’s just one of the women who have this phobia. However, I hope that her future posts won’t resemble diary entries of a teenager.
I agree with you Beet. I care less and less if I have kids. I’m so sick of people who like to make me feel inferior because I’m not married with kids. I’m 30 so it’s not like I’m old or anything, but the first question I get from people I haven’t seen in a long time is “How many kids do you have?” When I say that I don’t have any, I’m always met with a look of pity.
When I look at their lives and see that most of their conversations are arguing with thier kids as to what they are going to wear and Hannah Montana – I am the one that gives them that look.
bad comparison Blah..
There is a difference between not wanting children vs thinking that a fetus inside your body is a gross thing..
Not wanting kids is fine, but thinking a big pregnant belly is a disgusting thing, shows everyone that you have the mind of an immature child.
and not just immature, but stupid on top of it..
Honestly, I think pregnant women are kind of cute. They’re all round and smooshy – anyways, that’s just me. Sexy? No. Cute? Yes. There’s a lot of fucked up shit that happens to womens bodies though – like crazy alien type of shit.
Whatever, I’ve had 3 glasses of wine. Everyone can blow me.
hahahah LOVE THIS
mmmwah! love you :)
question: WHERE IS MOLLS? has anyone noticed she hasnt posted an article since, like, forever. has she quit? been fired? answers please!
Rumor has it she’s writing for Perez Hilton, or the New York Times, I can’t remember which.
Funny. But actually Molls is from a very literary family- like her grandfather was a professor at Harvard or got a pulitzer prize or something. Read it on hr website
Like I got a Grammy, or I travel around the world or I’m working to cure cancer. Not that it’s worth anything.
Like that rapist that came from the MaxFactor makeup empire or Michael Douglas’ son the drug addict, right? Just because her grandfather or whoever is “literary” doesn’t mean that she doesn’t write like a self-conscious, jealous emo fifteen year old.
Agreed. Someone’s parents have nothing to do with whether or not they become smart as well. You have to cultivate intelligence. It’s not innate.
However, I am very worried she’s just on vacation and if so, I’m going to gag.
She’s on vacation, she’ll be back this weekend.
and everyones hopes came crashing down…
Yeah, go Molls. No offense, Beet.
WHY DO YOU CARE? SHE’S A CANCER ON THIS PERFECTLY GOOD GOSSIP SITE?!
BTW, Claudia could use some pregnancy butt, the woman has NO curves. It looks good on her.
Beet, I’m with you on this one. I encourage any woman who wants to become pregnant and give birth to do so, but it simply isn’t for me. The idea of being pregnant is well…kind of creepy. I don’t like the idea of a living thing growing inside of me; however, I know my feelings aren’t matched by a majority of people. I’m just glad you shared your feelings honestly.
Having kids isn’t for everyone. It’s better for someone to know that about themselves going into relationships, rather than find out they’re not parent material when it’s too late.
P.S. So glad Molls is coming back. I’ve missed her.
I agree with everything you said except the thing about Molls coming back – you are in the minority my dear
no she not. youre just a bitch blah.
* she´s
If she’s a bitch, you’re a dumbass. I’m going to go witht he latter.
While I don’t think pregnant women are gross or look gross, I am sick of this whole “miracle” thing. Sorry, your baby is not a fucking miracle. Nor is getting pregnant, unless you’ve had problems with it in the past. Pretty much anyone with a vagina and uterus can get pregnant. It might be special to you, but that doesn’t mean the rest of us have to hear about your pregnancy all of the time.
And honestly, some people do look weird pregnant. I don’t think Claudia here does- she looks great.
I’ve been looking for a long time now for a reason to stay a fan of this site. Between this post and “Molls”, I finally have an answer.
Don’t let the door hit you on the way out!!! :)~
glad u have that attitute beet – i love this site & i love molls thanks for not changing bc of these assholes. SEE YA FUCKERS
Damn JS, bitch you just got Beet slapped! So, other than that, how you durin’?
OMG pregnant people are sooo sensitive
jeeeeeeeeez
I’m with ya, Sash. I would NEVER have a vagina baby. gross.
Well, this has been a predictably charming thread. I don’t feel the same way about it as Beet, but she’s entitled to her opinion. Women have been made to feel that there’s something wrong with them if they don’t turn fuzzy wuzzy at the thought of procreation – and there really isn’t.
So Beet, from a girl who does get fairly (sometimes embarassingly) fuzzy wuzzy at the thought of gestation, to a girl who doesn’t – respect. Your choice, babe.
I find the actual process of giving birth far grosser than the baby inside or the big stomach part..(possibly pooing infront of my husband and random hospital staff?! seriously!? while screaming and being all sweaty and having my vagina stretched to no end!?) although i find the living human inside pretty weird also. it seems like a very alien experience. maybe i will feel different when it’s a little one inside me… (lets hope i feel different!)
however, after years of saying i didn’t want kids, i am finally in a place where if i got pregnant now i would be happy instead of terrified or weirded out (it helps that i am in a healthy relationship).
adopting is a great way to go to help kids and to avoid the squeemies if you can’t handle pregnancy.
to each their own!
why do ppl keep bitching about Molls??? It’s really annoying. Read the shit or dont read it – its your choice.
Pregnancy = BLAHHH
hm well yes i agree everyone is entitled to their own opinion…and if having kids the conventional way isnt for you then for sure adoption is a great option. in fact, we do need to cool it with procreating so much because this planet is already over populated as it is.
i have to say though, while getting pregnant is definetly no over acheivement, growing an entire human being in 9 months and giving birth to a healthy baby is definetly not something to short change. beyond that though the real toughy is the actual parenting. i think pregnancy is beautiful, and childbirth while messy and “wet” is still amazing no matter if a human, monkey or dog does it, life itself and the way it keeps going is just absolutely amazing..
In my books, not getting pregnant is an achievement.
Every month when I get my period it’s like a little blue ribbon saying ‘you havent yet ruined your vagina and tits, go you’.
Not that I’m doing all you baby factories down or anything, breed away sows.
It’s sad you don’t respect the blessing that having a family is. The meaning of life is love. If you took a moment to look beyond your selfish need for a pristine body, you’d find there is nothing more beautiful or fullfilling than to be a parent. Not everyone is cut out for that job, to be sure. But in that case, go ahead and hand over your uterus and sign up at PetSmart for the cat-lady tutorial… and enjoy your amazing body and free time for about 30 more years. After that your vadge will be dried up, tits hanging low- but I’m sure you’ll be soo proud that nobody will remember you when you die and the authorities find your half mummified remains surrounded with cats who’ve eaten on your carcass to survive…
Sincerely, a newly bred sow
Well Jess, a little harsh for some bullshit Internet blog. Maybe you are the one with issues. Maybe buyer’s remorse for trading that life you imagined in high school for a half-drunk, semi-abusive relationship with the “pulling guard” who snores too loudly and who has now been laid off for six months and you got a new kid on the way. (God I hate these run on sentences. That reads like it was written by GJ.)
So, newly bred sow, how’s that working out for you?
It’s OK to cry into your pillow, while lover boy is passed out on the couch.
I just gave birth last week to my 2nd beautiful healthy child so maybe the hormones have something to do with it- that, or some dumb bitch implied I was a sow… how bout both.
I’m living the life I’ve always wanted by the way. My husband is gainfully employed in the USAF (I myself am a veteran). He doesn’t snore btw. WTF is a pulling guard?! I’ve never been happier, that’s why I’m amazed at these bitches who somehow think their self-serving lives are superior to raising a family. If it’s not for you, fine but don’t fucking call mothers breeding sows! Fucking rude…
“Sincerely, a newly bred sow” Read your own post.
Damn you breeders are so fucking touchy. Chill the fuck out already. I find it amazing that you’re all so proud of yourselves and get so defensive for doing something any rutting crackheads could accomplish.
Geez! I’m in no rush to get pregnant and respect your choice not to have a bio baby (as I like to call them) but this post really made me go, “wait, who the hell wrote this?!”. This hardly has the tone of one of your regular posts. I can understand being put off by the pregnant form, but this was full on heinous! I’m not gonna stop reading you because I like your style for the most part, but I have to say this post was just downright disappointing and unnecessary.