Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Jessica Simpson Is a Pink Peacock Today!

Yay! Pink peacock! When I play dress-up sometimes I like to pretend I’m a white rhinoceros.*

Jessica chose a truly fascinating dress pattern to display as she left her taping of David Letterman’s show.

The photo agency has labeled this set of pictures “Curvy Jessica waves at Letterman.”

Heh. THEY SAID IT NOT ME.

*That may be the first time in my life I’ve typed out the word “rhinoceros.” Who would have thought it was spelled with an ‘o’ at the end???**

**Yeah, seriously, there is no real follow-up joke to the white rhinoceros comment. The spelling thing was it. I’ve got nothing additional.***

***Okay okay okay. “On those days, I put on my Jessica Simpson costume.”

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