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OMG! It’s the Jolie-Pitts!

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Because Brad Pitt may get old, but photos of this family never, ever will. There have been a ton of photos of Brad, Angie and Maddox wandering around Manhattan lately, but none of the other kids. I wonder where they’re hiding.

Also: Angelina is a toothpick. I mean, she’s really just skin and bones.

I’d been hesitant about it for awhile, but I’m ready to say it now: there’s something really wrong with her. There’s an eating disorder or there’s a drug problem or both. She’s not okay.

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  • I hear ‘no carbs’ ..she bascially eats raw fruit and vegs with a small bit of poached fish and chicken and drinks skim milk. Perhaps so she can easily gain weight for the next pregnancy, as you see her eyes, skin, and hair look healthy so she is not doing great harm to herself apparently? Hum. Trust you would stay and be ultra slim eating like that.

  • But that’s too skinny. I don’t see how it’s a benefit to keep yourself rake-thin so you can easily gain weight when you are pregnant. All my friends who got pregnant had no trouble gaining weight.

  • i’ve heard rumors about the drug use (not internet rumors, but i have a friend in the industry) but i choose not to believe it. i prefer to think she’s just anorexic in a control freak kind of way. (that belly tatoo: the that which nourishes me also destroys me or whatever it is — kinda speaks for itself.)

    but her hair is really shiny, so she mustn’t be that unhealthy. i bet she does an IV drip.

  • An IV drip? Where can I order one of THOSE?! LOL
    She is incredibly skinny, but at the same time… I always wonder how is someone that skinny able to do as much as she does?? Seriously – she’s constantly running around the globe, she carries those kids all the time – obviously she’s got some kind of inner physical strength going for her. And the healthy eyes and hair also tell me it just can’t be drugs.
    Something’s up though… she’s always been slim, but was never this thin up until the last one or two years. I honestly hope she starts gaining weight soon ’cause it’s starting to gross me out a little.

  • Wow, Angelina used to be a sex-bomb too, atleast in my book. Now she looks like she can hula-hoop with a Cheerio. It’s frightening to say the least.

  • I know you want to save the world Angie, but seriously, take a break and stay at home more often. It might do you some good. What happened to the Lara Croft physique? Heck, pig out on a Chanello’s pizza or something. Who cares, you’re Ange-freakin’-lina Jolie. You can hire a fleet of personal trainers.