Chelsea Handler’s reps over at E! just confirmed that she has, in fact, split from her longtime boyfriend, Ted Harbert AKA the CEO of Comcast Entertainment Group AKA the guy in charge of E! AKA Chelsea’s bossman. The two ended it last August, although they denied the reports of their break-up at first, and Chelsea has moved out of his big, huge rich person house.
Thankfully for Chelsea, her show does well in the ratings, otherwise there might be one less brassy 30-something woman talking about how much she loves sex and drinking on television. I know Sasha loves Chelsea, so I won’t be too harsh on her or her show, but let’s just put it this way: She’s damn lucky that I’m not Ted Harbert. Because I’d fire her. Because that’s how I do business. However, the E! rep told UsWeekly, “Ted has nothing but the highest regard for Chelsea both personally and professionally.”
Sill folks, this is why you have to be careful about “dipping your pen in the company vagina”, so to speak. It worked out for Chelsea, but the potential disaster is as obvious as her exploitation of that little person she drags around with her.
Hush, girl. I love me some Chelsea. She’s a sass and a half and her roundtables are the only thing on late-night television – save for John Stewart – that I’m willing to put forth any effort to watch. She’s straight up about hating on some people totally worthy of getting hated on (e.g. Speidi). Plus, shtupping your boss? HOLLER, dude. Who even has the balls to do that on this serious of a level?
I love that show, but holy fuck, her books are TERRIBLE.
I loved her two books.
She’s a thirtysomething not fortysomething. She’s only 34.
Damn shame. Bingo wings at 34.
She ain’t 34. She might say she is, but no way. I’m not saying she’s not hot – but she’s at least 40.
Chuey’s moobs are bigger than hers.
wow. you even managed to spell Sasha’s name wrong. Great job. Seriously, do you ever proof-read?
Methinks not.
This is perhaps the worst article I have seen from Molls. Numerous words are misspelled, god-awful grammar and punctuation, and just overall difficult to read. Lately I find myself reading her articles only to find mistakes, kind of like my own version of “Where’s Waldo”.
haha…i’m the same way.
I think Molls is fucking with us now, she knows we cannot resist to see if she has poor grammar and bad spelling.
Otherwise why would she not do her job better after all the complaining on this site about her whack use of the english language.
Maybe evilbeet is in on it too.
why the fuck would Beet not simply say:
“Hey Molls, i love ya, but there are a lot of people complaining about your spelling and bad grammar. I was thinking maybe you could start spell checking and proofreading so we don’t look like idiots on here to proud to use what we all learned by 3rd grade.”
It really is not that hard.
i guess if Molls keeps it up it will only continue to give me something to bitch about. :)
I agree – this was almost incomprehensible. I basically come here to read the comments these days.
Why thank you.
Well, it would be explotation if he wasn’t getting paid, which he is, and a lot. So you’re wrong about that.
“because thats how i do business”
hahaha molls youre fucking hilarious!
I like Chelsea too. I read her first book and it was pretty hilarious (and she actually wrote it herself unlike most “celebs” with book deals. It even had some pretty touchy moments when she talks about her family which was surprising. I don’t know why people made such a big deal about her banging her boss. It’s not like she has a horrible show that no one likes and is only on the air because of who she was dating or anything.
Not everyone who fucks their boss is after something by the way. I mean I fucked my boss when I was 19 and now I’ve been with the bastard for 10 years.
Molls’ article was funny and Chelsea’s show isn’t. It’s that simple y’all
you’re clearly not fans of proofing, so I understand your connection to Molls.
I think Chelsea Handler is absolutely hilarious…
…but her show sucks. The comedians and their pre-written jokes just don’t do it for me. It’s so scripted. Bah.
Did you honestly just misspell your boss’ name?
How much more can you fail at this writing thing?
Molls – seriously dear, you need to start proofing your work! You spelled EB’s name wrong – HER NAME!!!! There were several other issues within your post also. Come on Molls…
You’re right! Ahhh. I put the post in to spell check, but because Sasha’s name is, well, a name, it didn’t pick up on the error and I sometimes have a problem catching them myself. As you know. Of course I know how to spell her name. MY B. :(
Hehe – I appreciate your candor Molls! You’ll come to find that I often allow my extra bitchy side loose amongst the comments here on EB – don’t ever take me too seriously.
Yeah…sometimes you have trouble catching errors…like every other post. Proofreading can be done with your eyes as well as a machine. WEAK.
i agree, you only wrote three paragraphs. it doesn’t take very long to read through them more than once and catch the errors! I enjoy reading your posts but the mistakes become pretty distracting. in the last paragraph you have “Sill folks,” which im guessing is supposed to be “still,” unless that’s slang for…silly?
Oh my god every post you guys complain about the spelling, the punctuation, the grammar… Get over it! I think Molls is funny, who gives a fuck if she spelt a word wrong – you still understood it right? Get over yourselves, find another blog and stop ruining this one.
don’t worry molls i don’t think the majority of the readers care, its only like 3 douche nozzles with no lives that leave those dumb fuck comments. please, i’m more annoyed reading the moany complaints than the errors. get the fuck over it! this isn’t the fucking new york times ok, its a gossip blog for fucks sake
Layla, I’m blown away by your eloquence….something tells me that you’re a pretty lady….UM, NO!!!
You’re an idiot. A writer is a writer, regardless of where they work. And in that profession, proofreading is essential!
well then go read a blog that proof reads. if you hate this blog so much why waste your time proofreading it for everyone and posting it in the comments? an idle mind is a loser’s playground
ha. Even though, I have seen grammatical errors in the past, I never commented. I commented on your post because I think it’s ridiculous that you’re taking offense when other readers are merely pointing out mistakes.