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The Couple With The Most Dark Hair is Getting Married

Well, I called it. I have been saying that I was going to be writing an engagement announcement for these two before Valentine’s Day and looks like they were willing to deliver.

Russell Brand confirmed his engagement to Katy Perry yesterday to Britain’s Sun by texting them “It’s true. Much love.” Us Weekly followed up with Russell’s rep and they confirmed it as well. Russell asked Katy to marry him while the two were on a romantic getaway in India. From Us Weekly:

An insider tells Us that Brand popped the question with a ring, and Perry happily accepted.

The exotic trip, a Perry insider tells Us, “was his Christmas gift. She told him how much she loved Indian culture while they were eating curry in England, so he surprised her.”

Well, Khloe and Lamar at least made it a couple months, so I give these two at least twice that with maybe even a baby or two before they finally can’t stand each other anymore.

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  • Uh, has anyone confirmed this engagement with Katy and/or Katy’s rep(s)?
    Molls, before the casino can pay you any winnings, we need proof that you correctly called a pre- Valentine’s Day engagement for these two.

  • I’ve been carrying it around for awhile, and for a minute I thought I might part with it, but I’ve decided not to give a rats ass about these two people. Anyone want to barter for my rats ass, drop me a line.