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Kevin Jonas Probably “Did It” for the First Time Last Night

Kevin Jonas Married

The Jonas Brothers are famous for wearing “promise rings” to symbolize the promise that they made to themselves/their parents/Jesus to remain virgins until marriage. Well, Kevin Jonas got married yesterday to long time girlfriend, Danielle Deleasa and upgraded that promise ring to a wedding ring. My money’s on the fact that he totally did it with his new wife last night, and it was possibly the first time ever. Damn. I don’t remember a rumored virgin getting married since Jessica Simpson or that freak Duggar kid. I can’t wait for all the awesome post-virginity losing interviews where everyone’s all “Soooooooo… how was it!?!?” and he answers all like, “It was incredible.” God, that’s so embarrassing. I can’t wait.

The wedding was obviously a huge fancy schmancy big deal. From E! Online:

The former hairdresser from New Jersey donned a Vera Wang gown and clutched an impressive bouquet by Pedestal Florists as she walked down the aisle at the French château-themed space.

The chef for the big occassion tells E! News he prepared quite the feast for the 400 guests.

“We’re having vegetarian options in addition to the main course,” he says. “There will be stir-fried Asian vegetables, Italian rice, risotto, pasta and a full vegetarian station.”

E! Also points out that Kevin’s ex-lady friend Demi Lovato showed up to watch her former man exchange vows. Brave! I’ve always liked that Demi Lovato. Other VIPs at the event have not been announced yet, but I’m sure the other JoBro cast-offs, Miley Cyrus and Taylor Swift, were not as gracious as Demi.

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  • He’s done it plenty, just not with a woman. My guess is baby Jessica could fall down the black hole he affectionally calls his asshole, he’s probably had so many hard dicks in it.

    • Really? That’s putting it roughly, don’t u think? But I don’t think he looks gay @Tigers Wood, I think he’s just a total nerd. His brother on the other hand, Joe, looks totally gay. And probably is.
      And anyways, I don’t think he was a 22-year-old virgin. I mean c’mon, it’s obvious it was a Disney strategy to make them say that and I’m sure they’re not virgins, either of them.

  • Moll,as I have a little sister who loves these guys, I know that Demi didnt date Kevin ever. And I’m sure she’s dating one of the other guys Joe or Nick. That’s why she was there, I know its very confusing these guys date everyone. I just dont see the big deal with them.

    • Yeah, I think she dated/is dating Joe. These people are so confusing. Thankfully I don’t follow nor care to follow Disney stars. Except Zac Efron. That guy is just gorgeous. I don’t understand how people think Robert Pattison is hotter. That guy is a gross douchebag that should take a fucking shower already.

  • I believe he was a virgin, if he said he was, and I think that’s great for him. I find it funny that it’s such a foreign concept today to wait until marriage to have sex. I’m sure there are plenty of people that do. Not that there’s anything wrong with not waiting…to each his own, but FYI I’m waiting so there’s at least one non-celebrity that is.

  • ..what is wrong with u ppl!.. why can’t you wait ’til marriage?
    read the Bible.

    Even if it was written by men, IT was inspired by GOD!

    Hebrews 13:4 says: “MARRIAGE IS HONORABLE AMONG ALL, AND THE BED UNDEFILED; BUT FORNICATORS AND ADULTERERS GOD WILL JUDGE.

    AND THAT’S JUST ONE EXAMPLE!

    YOU’LL BE JUDGE, I WONDER WHAT WILL GOD SAY TO YOU!?

  • @Markus I get your drift on where you were going there. I often think of my past and use it as a means to analyze where I am and where I want to get to. Where I struggel is balancing it all out. How do you guys balance things out?