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Tiger Woods

It’s like the Polanski petition all over again with all the celebrities backing Tiger Woods during his “time of need”. You’d think that most people would be afraid to comment on either story publicly (especially if they sympathize with the person whose character is in question), but no! There’s always someone out there hungry enough to provide sound bytes that might make the paper.

Us Weekly put together this list of celebrities who have publicly come to Tiger’s defense:

Donald Trump“He’s had a very interesting and very traumatic couple of weeks…But I know Tiger and he’s a wonderful guy. Tiger is going to be hotter than ever. Mark my words.”

Kim Kardashian: “Obviously, he made a statement where he said there were issues and he hasn’t been the best man for his family, so obviously something’s going on there…I think it’s proven to be really stressful on them. So you just kind of feel bad for his wife and for him.”

Khloe Kardashian: Lamar [Odom] just said he thinks it’s sad. He was like, “We’re so attacked, and nothing’s going on.” He just feels that people should just stay out of it. They’re obviously going through something a lot more serious than it’s just like to make a headline. People were in the hospital–they need a minute to get themselves together, regardless of what it is.”

NFL player Terrell Owens:  “I do think Tiger has done a great job of trying to apologize and being contrite, and so I think that’s the first and foremost thing you can do is be remorseful about it. I wish him well and hope he and his family rebounds.”

Dennis Rodman: “I know Tiger. He is a very good guy. He has beautiful kids and a beautiful wife and what’s going on right now he just needs to just talk and say, you know, whatever, I’m here man. He didn’t do anything wrong, he became famous at a young age. Once your life is under a microscope everyone wants to look at you and just nitpick everything you do so bad.”

NFL star Reggie Bush: “For those of you who think Tiger ‘won’t be the same’ after this, you guys are crazy! He’s maybe the single greatest athlete of our time!…I’m specifically speaking on Sports not talking about his personal life! This will only drive him to be greater! Golfer’s better watch out!!”

Gilles Marini: “Time heals…Go on vacation far away from all the frenzy. I don’t know what really happened. I’m curious about the golf club, more than anything else. The sexual life and what happened between them is not our problem and there’s a war going on that is more important.”

Diddy: “Ye without sin cast the 1st stone!!!! Put down your rocks sinners!!!!! Tiger keep your head up! God bless your fam Black man!”

Two Kardashians, Donald Trump, Reggie Bush and Dennis Rodman? What’d they do to get these quotes? Go stand in front of some Famous Moron Convention with a microphone? None of his supporters are even remotely surprising.

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  • i agree, it is his life. who the fuck do we think we are passing judgement on people. he is a golfer, not my husband, so why should i care?
    i wish him the best, not because i like him, i couldn’t care less, but because there are just so many mean persons out there holding on and exploiting this story it has become ridiculous. so i guess he needs all the good wishes he can get from normal people that don’t feel superior or righteous by judging and criticizing someone else. doing that won’t make u better, it’ll just make u a pathetic looser, go live your live and stop meddling in the lives of others.

      • SLAM! I feel for people that use spell check but can’t get this one right! Or I’m sure as ceci would prefer, write.

      • Seriously, what is everyone dumb enough to say “its his life we shouldnt judge”? How ignorant and naive can you be? Tiger Woods has spent his entire career building up this perfect image of himself, the family man with integrity, the professional that represents the biggest brands, the humble guy that love his fans. He worked HARD to create this image of himself, and everyone bought it. He is so many kids biggest rolemodel. And then he goes on doing something like this?! WHen he KNOWS the odds of being exposed and how chocked everyone would be? Its not like its Charlie Sheen who has been unfaithful, no one gives a shit.

  • The oddest thing is, of all the quotes the least ‘respectable’ set seem to have said the least embarrassing things.

    To whit: The Kardashian sisters managed to weigh in without exactly sweeping his infidelity under the rug or hanging it with the ‘boys will be boys’ line. Not exactly a condemnation but… when the Kardashians have even a shade more class than you, its time to rethink your position on events.

  • No, it’s not like the Polanski petition. Polanski committed a crime. Tiger Woods cheated on his wife. The end.

  • Boy, I don’t think I would want any of those losers to have my back! Not a ringing endorsement from anyone that really matters in the world in the whole bunch.

    • I don’t care so much either… but if THAT woman is being cheated on… the rest of us are pretty much hopeless…

      • Its not about appearances. My grandfather has a saying, a bit rude to print unedited, but it essentially boils down to not marrying for the sex, because sex… at least with one person, eventually gets boring.

        No matter how attractive Elin, or any woman, if the man does not respect and love her as a person or partner he will stray. I assume women stray for similar, if not identical, reasons.

        It’s that simple. Some men (and women) are more honest or honorable or whatever than others. Some will remain faithful regardless of their true feelings because its ‘right’. But ultimately all cheaters failed to respect their partners and were selfish.

      • Boy, I’d love to get sick of fucking Tiger’s wife over a long weekend with an ounce of weed, lesbian porn and all the Sugar Babies we could eat.

  • the kardashian sisters are a joke. they dont care if their men cheat they are in it for the cash and the fame. reggie was screwing around town, kim was getting her jollies in too. lamar left the mother of his 3 kids to be with Khole. Diddy knocked up another woman while kim porter was pregnant with his twins. Donald trump famously cheated on Ivana. Basically these celebs really cant criticize bc they have done the same dirt.

  • does anyone else feel like a lot of the people that are commenting are black and more like ” trying to protect a brother” from the criticisms of society as a whole but it’s gonna be okay for them to criticize him in their own circle. They try to claim him for their own but dude, he’s not just black, even though his skin is dark brown, his other ethnicities are in there too.

  • i honestly feel bad for tiger, and his wife, and their children, and i think it would be better if everyone stopped lashing out at him. the women he had extramarital affairs should completely butt out of the situation, they are at fault and should not be given any attention for their wrongs. he needs to resolve things privately with his wife, and his wife alone. many couples deal with infidelity, but it’s much harder to resolve and move on and rebuild trust with everyone breathing down your necks and acting like it’s their business.

    • I do not care who loves him or hates him after what he did, but the reality is that whatever crap flows his way because he had to drop his dick into any hair covered garbage can that came along is his fucking fault. He was popular and famous because he always acted like the ultimate professional. He allowed us to believe he was such a great guy. Now that his old fans know he is just another unfaithful sex addict, I don’t blame them for being a little upset. He can go on living his life however he damn well pleases, but if he or anyone else thinks things will ever be the same they are fucking dreaming. The next time I see him at a tournament all I’m going to be able to think is “which nasty bitches pubes and crusty vag goo is stuck to his dick right now?” YOU BLEW IT TIGER! Or should I say YOU LET SOMEONE BLOW IT FOR YOU?

  • It’s pretty disgusting to compare a philanderer to a child rapist.

    His wife’s character is in question too; she may have assaulted him in the first place and lied to police about it.

    If it was believed that he assaulted his wife after finding out that she cheated on him, how many of the people criticizing him now would be in an uproar about the possible assault and defending her?

    He’s a dirtbag but she may be one too.

  • Yeah, and how would the world react if Elin had eleven lovers, including escorts, etc. They’d question if the kids were Tiger’s, she’d be a whore, she’d be trash, but he gets the sympathy card, and “it’s just a pressure thing cuz he’s famous so young” and “it’s a man thing”. Bullshit. It’s bad enough he exposed his wife to god knows what diseases, but, beyond that, he broke.her.trust.

    I can’t believe people think it’s an “indescretion, a momentary lapse, a mistake”. He fucked multiple people, and the process, fucked up his life, his wife’s, who has done nothing wrong, apparently, and his kids. It’s.all.on.him. MAN.THE.HELL.UP.

    As to his reality-no-talent supporters…puh-leeze. Their vaj-jay’s are on loan to the highest bidders. No reliability there.

    Run, Elin, run. To the clinic. And then far away from the peen that wanders..well, that would be Tiger’s whole prick body, now wouldn’t it?

  • First thing in my mind…wtf?! The man cheated on his wife with several different women! Sorry but I dont see where is the good man there…One day with his kids, and the next day screwing around..?? Dont pretend to be a clean guy if ur not !

  • i was surprised the title of this wasn’t

    BREAKING NEWS: Everyone Sucks (Tiger Woods’ Penis)

    inappropriate?
    maybe 2 weeks ago.

    • Good one. Also, why wasn’t he driving a Buick that fateful night? This guy cheats on everyone, even his sponsors. I’m guessing he’s got a couple women on the side that think they’re his mother too!

  • Unbelievable the low level of conscius awareness of anyone who would come to Tiger Woods’ defense after this, or mention his ability to play golf – which has nothing to do with adultery – or say that because he requested privacy and SEEMED contrite (seemed being the operational word because at least 8 different known and provable multiple overlapping affairs for 5 years reveal very little if any sense of conscience or respect for your mate’s feelings) should make any difference at all to the fact that Tiger acted like a complete and total JERK towards Elin and his vows of marriage.

    Pathetic. And notice that the people who DID comment publicly in his favor all want to act without decency, consideration or truth in their own personal lives and get away with it.

  • If Tiger wants to swing his dick in a wide arc, why in hell did he ever get married? Why hurt your wife and know down the road that your daughter can look you up in Wikipedia and read all about the skanks you rode the flesh bus to Tunatown with? Do you not think 5 minutes ahead?

    So glad to know that The Donald thinks he’s a “wonderful guy”. Well, The Tiger seems to be losing some of his endorsements, so maybe he could be a spokesman for one of your casinos Donald? Yeah, I didn’t think so.

    There are pro golfers out there that play the game and go home and have a private life. Tiger chose to be a public figure when he decided to endorse everything under the sun. He gets caught with his hand in the cookie jar, his conquests are crawling out of the woodwork, and NOW he wants privacy? I’ll just bet he does!!!