Ugh. I am so sick of writing about this bitch. I actually put her on a list of people I was NOT going to write about this weekend; a list which also included the Gosselins and the Lohans. But if I don’t write about this new stuff, some douchebag will come up in here all self-righteous talking about how I dropped the ball, and Evilbeet sucks now, and he’s not going to read it any more (except every day so he can comment about how much it sucks). So here you go. Tired of reading about her? Thank that douche.
Radaronline is reporting that a chuckwagon full of new sex tapes and nude Prejean photos have surfaced. All of the sex tapes are solo performances of Prejean dj’ing her own “private” party while the photos are mostly topless pictures she took in a mirror.
There, that’s it. This woman sucks, we all know she sucks, and I can’t think of very much she could do to warrant any further attention. If you can all come to a consensus, I will promise you won’t ever see another article from me about Carrie Prejean, unless she actually dies on one of my weekends.
She looks so tense in that picture…maybe she should masterbate to relax herself.
She needs to go “bad girl”… go with it; live for it…don’t let the annoying, liberal press get her down.
The title of this post is beyond hilarious.
Nice.
kelly your intro followed up with “thank that douche” was really entertaining. PROPS!
I hope this kills any chance of her getting a conservative talk show which was what she was angling for all along, to be the right wing voice for bigots. Now the mad diddler can get lost for good. Bitch got some kind of payback from her ex boyfriend though.
Haaaa….Haaaa….Haaaa…..
Good for Carrie. I’m glad she pisses you queer loving liberals off. Because you fuckers piss off conservatives. All of this because some cum swallowing, narcissistic, obese, butt fucker, thinks he is the voice and conscience of America. If he hadn’t said a fucking word and yet still graded her lower than the others, she still wouldn’t have won and then we all would have been done with her. You assholes brought this on yourselves!
Yes, people who believe in civil rights totally made her masturbate on film and take topless pictures. We also made her talk about how she’s all about family values and hates porn.
Oh, wait…
I think Douche has some sexual identify issues.
Oh Alzaetia, you are so fucking predictable. And boring.
Huhn? Liberals brought Carrie Prejean’s sex videos and nude photos on themselves? Are you referring to Donald Trump in this irrational diatribe?
So did Donald Trump bring Carrie Prejean’s porn to liberals and you are glad because you think that Carrie did a great job when she made those tapes because she’s pissing liberals off?
I think who she is really pissing off are the people who engaged her to speak, all of whom seem to be religious or conservative groups.
This is one of the silliest, most confused postings I’ve ever seen.
Good Lord you fuckers are stupid. So you are saying you just started hating because of the tapes? How disingenuous. You loons hated her from day one.
If sex tapes and nude photo’s is the root of your hatred you would hate everyone in Hollywood. Hell, half of you would have to hate yourselves.
I did hate her from day one. Not because of her comment (even though I don’t agree with what she said) but because she’s a fucking liar who hides behind her “christian” beliefs. I hate it when people play the christian card like some martyr….she has lied about EVERYTHING. Why can’t she just tell the truth? She said she was underage with her topless photos, then we found out she wasn’t. Now her sex tape(s) come out and she claims to have been 17, but in reality she was 19-20 when she filmed all of them and sent them to her boyfriend. She knew about all of these indiscretions when she signed the Miss California contract, so she flat out lied and deserved to be dethroned.
Admit it, you hated her from day one because you can’t live up to her looks. Ugly and insecure sure makes for some pitiful people.
She is much prettier when her mouth is closed.
We’ll find out she dated Barbara Walters and…
I’ll go for the no more Carrie articles, if you guys stop doing stuff on Lindsay Lohan. She’s getting pretty old and everyone’s seen those shrunken tits and skanky beaver.
Lmao thank that douche… That was very funny Kelly.
I’m glad all these sex tapes are coming out, because i dont like hypocrites like her.
I’m for the Prejean ban, along with The-Couple-Who-Cannot-Be-Named!! :)
I really hate to agree with a “douche” but he has a point: If Perez had not brought up a subject that has no business in a beauty contest, then none of this crap would have happened.
WOow…..!!!!
Carrie Prejean Sextape Stream online at…
http://carrieprejean-sex-tape.com/Part1
http://carrieprejean-sex-tape.com/Part2
http://carrieprejean-sex-tape.com/Part3
Hooray Kelly, way to take a page from the bitter, angry book of beet.
“But if I don’t write about this new stuff, some douchebag will come up in here all self-righteous talking about how I dropped the ball, and Evilbeet sucks now, and he’s not going to read it any more (except every day so he can comment about how much it sucks). So here you go. Tired of reading about her? Thank that douche.”
It really makes the whole “it’s not personal, it’s just gossip” thing even more hilarious.
You all seriously need to chill the frig out, this whole “pretend like I don’t care and just berate everyone because my life is so sad” thing is.. sad.
Didn’t start hating on her because of the tapes. Started grating on my nerves because she seems to only apply her morals on others and not to herself. And she continually spouts how conservative and put-upon she is.
She then turns around sporting fake boobs, making sex tapes and nude pics. And she then tries to blame the media (guess THEY made you click your own mouse on tape for viewing pleasure and I guess THEY took the nude photos).
So dear Carrie should have just stated her opinion but followed up with the Bible disclaimer: “Judge not, lest ye be judged.” No controversy, no problem.
No GO AWAY!!!
I vote to ban her.
I vote to ban her too if she has a boob job, which I think she does.