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CariDee English Photographs So Well

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Oh wait, except she totally doesn’t.

Every picture I’ve come across of her since she won ANTM just sucks.

Seriously, this chick makes Vincent Pastore look like a supermodel.

Also: Rachel Hunter is a tragedy.

I’m not even going to tell you guys what event this is, because it’s the stupidest thing ever, and I can’t even believe they got a celebrity of Caridee’s status to attend. This is definitely the kind of event where you have your fingers crossed for some contestant from Average Joe to show up. I’ll give you a hint: the words “Meow Mix” and “Acatemy” are used.

WHERE IS JASLENE?

I haven’t seen pics of her in ages, so I hope that means she’s in some manner of eating disorder rehab facility. Ooh, maybe she’s at Cirque Lodge bonding with Lindsay Lohan. That’s where Mary-Kate Olsen went to have her cocaine addiction eating disorder treated. Jaslene Gonzalez makes Mary-Kate Olsen look like a compulsive over-eater.

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4 CommentsLeave a comment

  • caridee is so awsome. i think she is very pretty.
    i love jaslene she is so beautiful
    im an antm(america’s next top model) fan

  • I agree with this ScaryDee broad.
    She looks like yesterdays bad meal.

    Rachel is probably twice her age yet Scary looks longer in the tooth.

  • Melrose is the winner of that cycle…just google her name…man she is good…Caridee is a joke….a big joke..