Nothing in this world is sacred. Marge Simpson will be appearing — naked — on the cover of Playboy in November, ostensibly because they need something equally two-dimensional to compete with Levi Johston in Playgirl. I kid, I kid. It’s to celebrate the 20th anniversary of the Simpsons, which makes me feel very old, because I remember, as a child, snubbing my nose at everyone and declaring “Don’t have a cow, man,” and sometimes I still get the urge to say it, even though Bart Simpson doesn’t even say it any more. Like when my best friend’s yelling at me because I forgot her birthday, or my boss is calling me into his office because traffic’s down, or some dude is running around my bedroom cussing because the condom broke, I just want to be like, “Sheesh, don’t have a cow, dude.” And then I remember that, at 27 years old, it is not appropriate to say that. So instead I’m like “I swear I left you a voicemail!” or “I’ll research Google’s algorithm changes!” or “I’ll totally go on the Pill tomorrow!”
What was my point here? Oh, yeah, Marge is going whole-hog naked for Playboy. She’ll have a three-page spread and data sheet in the magazine. But, don’t worry, the issue will also have an actual human Playmate inside, so that young women everywhere will have a normal female body to use as a role model. Wouldn’t want them getting insecure with Marge’s perfect cartoon curves.
Anyway. I don’t know why, but I made a poll. I think it’s funny. You can take it if you want.
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Not to sound like a weirdo, but has anyone heard of rule 34? Nude pictures of Marge already exist on the internet and her pubes are blue (usually).
funny, the first thought that came into my mind while reading this was: the carpet matches the drapes?
Color is not the issue its the style….cropped,beehive or bald?
Marge dyes her hair, so she must be black down there… but if she is conscious about her photo shoot, I’m sure she will consider dyeing her W. (Bush).
so the simpsons aren’t doing so well anymore, and matt groening’s solution is to put marge in playboy? classy, real classy
Those others are all fakes. This will be the real deal!
Looking forward to that cover.
When is Evil Beet going to pose nude? I want her naked!
haha Beet, this is awesome!