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The Worst Idea To Come Down The Pike Since The Bumpit

This is one of those stories that I’m hoping is just random talk and not actual fact.  

Ryan O’Neal — and I can’t stand looking at him, so we’re going to learn about Bumpits instead — has brokered a deal for a reality show that will star O’Neal and his son Redmond.  First of all, I think the last thing a newly recovered and newly released from jail addict needs is a huge salary.  Secondly, does America care about these two?  Will the show feature the two of these money-grubbing whores sitting around doing meth together while Ryan cries tears of regret of how savagely he treated Farrah’s anus?

I wish Redmond all the luck in the world getting and staying clean.  I just don’t know if spending copious amounts of time with his father is the way to accomplish that goal.

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  • In answer to your second question, Wendie, yes! There are just enough mentally challenged (not to mention taste deprived) jackasses in our society who will watch this crap with the rapt fascination of a monkey staring at a pile of his own excrement for this thing to make a profit and the people who thought of it to pat each other on the back and congradulate themselves on how clever they are.

  • WHAT THE FUCK DUDES? A goddamn bumpit? I cant even get over that shit. I had to Google it because the video wouldnt play for me and maaaaaaaah gawd the hair styles in the tutorial have my crying laughing.

    Other than that, fuck that twatt waffle O’Neil. That gross ass old bitch prolly made his son take the fall for his freaky meth stash. The family that snorts together does prime time on extended cable networks together. Great job parenting there, asshole!

  • Did anyone else read the article that was linked in there? That was extremely disturbing! Wow!

  • Oh I remember prom season I was at the salon and there was a girl in tears because her bumpit didn’t come. Poor Maddie had to spend over 20 minutes attempting to explain that she could still do the hair style without the bumpit.

  • I may be the only one, but I thought the bump-it thing is awesome. So I bought some. Yes, I know. Whatever. I mean, my hair is really thick, but its also really long (down to my waist) and it just weighs it down, so I don’t have that bump. Still, I don’t like them, so I just use the small one for a pouff thing in the front.

  • I really love bumpits and I intend to order the set of them, so shoot me if I want to look sexy or sassy really easily.

    • I also love bumpits! I bought a set and love them. I’m sorry that I’m a loser, but I also want a snuggie! I’m an infomercial junkie.

  • i thought it was “bum-pit”, like something that made your armpits look like little asses. i am so out of the loop… *sigh*