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The Other One I’d Switch Sides for Is Getting Married

Mila Jovovich and Fiance Paul Anders in January 2009

Mila Jovovich and fiancé, director Paul Anderson, will tie the knot this weekend (possibly today) in Los Angeles.

“It’s just going to be family and close friends. And it’s at our home and it’s going to be kind of Havana/Cuban, like very California-Spanish feeling. It’s going to be nice.”

As for the wedding attire? The bride, 33, told PEOPLE she’s wearing a gown she designed herself and describes it as a “1960’s mini-dress.”

The couple have a daughter together, 20 month old Ever Gabo.

I’m happy for them, I guess. But with Adriana Lima falling off the beauty wagon, this means I no longer have any options for spur of the moment lesbian trysts that will never really happen in real life.

Because when it comes to lesbian trysts, I respect the sanctity of marriage.

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  • Wow, I don’t think I’d have sex with either of your lesbian crushes without some paper bags involved! And I didn’t like Mila in the residence evil 2007 movie.

  • I am obsessed with how beautiful Milla is. To me, she’s perfection. I’ll sit through her terrible movies just to look at her. And I like men (it’s not my fault, it’s genetic and I keep telling my husband that if I ever relent and go for the threesome, she has to be less pretty than me) but I’d take her in a heartbeat.

    That said, it’s always cracked me up how she’s figured prominently in the Dazed and Confused posters however she has a total of one line in the entire thing. But again, I’m straight and it was enough for me to see it and just stare in awe at her. She’s the beautiful girl that her boyfriends WILL take her to guys night because she’s so beautiful and no guy will complain.

    • If you haven’t seen “dummy” you totally need to. It’s not terrible or anything, but she is just so freaking adorable in it.

      • Thanks for the tip. I just IMDB’d it and saw it also stars Jessical Walter and Ileana Douglas. Kind of have to see it now. Thanks :)