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New Moon Trailer!!!

August 17, 2009
Evil Beet
Kristen Stewart, Taylor Lautner
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This new trailer for the latest film in the Twilight saga is called “Meet Jacob Black.”

Personally, I think it should be called “Meet Jacob Black’s Biceps.” Or maybe, simply, “Beet Was Right All Along About How Freakin’ Hot Taylor Lautner Was Going to Be.”

Needless to say, I like it. But I wonder how Robert Pattinson’s going to handle it when Taylor emerges as the big male star this go-around. Or is he going to be too busy having sex with Kristen Stewart to notice?

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    • supposedly bc tay laut becomes a werewolf he has to cut his hair because as a werewolf it would be too long… idk

  • I doubt RP will care that the psychotic, screaming tweens will focus on Lautner this time. Besides, I don’t see little Sharkboy doing anything after Twilight mania dies down.

    • I do love me a man with long hair. Sigh. The entire Lord of the Rings trilogy was like porn for me.

  • He looks like hes on steroids. Its so not attractive. The whole cast is ugly. I mean they took otherwise hot people and destroyed their looks.

    • …except for Robert Pattinson (is that how you spell it?). He looks like hell when he’s not a vampire!!

  • I think he’s gorgeous- even if it makes me feel a little dirty because he is only 17. Hes was better looking than that pale British guy- although I did like him in Harry Potter 4.

  • Mmmm yummy. It looks like New Moon may be more exciting than I thought. I was wondering how they were going to make it action-packed since 3/4 of the book is Bella sitting around whining about how depressed she is. At least we will have Jacob’s hot body to look at…

  • cute or ugly.. muscled or not.. his voice annoys me more than anything else. he sounds like the “bueller.. bueller” dude from Ferris Bueller’s Day Off.

  • OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG I CANT WAITTTTT!!! he is wayyyy hotter than Rpattz. I feel so lame for being this excited lol

  • How the hell is this considered a “Trailer” Summit Studios are cheap idiots. If the movie wasn’t ready to be made into a good 1 1/2 minute trailer, don’t insult the fans by touting a “new exclusive” trailer by spending 75% of it showing the Taylor Lautner talking about his character.

    It’s not a trailer. It’s a stupid Regal First Look faux behind-the-scenes sneak peek.

    And why does Kristen Stewart always sound bored/tired/over it in the movie.

    “Be careful, that’s heavy”
    “You’re sorta beautiful”

    And hold the hate Twihards. I know Bella is “depressed” in New Moon because Edward is gone but her portrayal of Bella was the same in the 1st movie. She sounded bored/tired/over it during that movie also, when she was supposed to be head over heels in love with the “staggering Edward”

    • Be nice to Kristen Stewart. It’s hard as hell to do anything when one is high, much less turn out an Oscar-worthy performance! Umm… or so I’ve been told.

  • oh. my. god.
    this is the one thing that’s ever made me interested in twilight.
    nobody tell the little sister i’ve been making fun of for the last three years.

  • It has to be better than twilight, because frankly I don’t think it’s possible for anything NOT to be better than that. I think it looks alright, of course it won’t be great. She’s in it. But the effects look better and at least they’ll be the wolfies to looks at I supose.

  • IM SOOOO NOT PAYING FOR THIS MOVIE. ILL GET A CAM VERSION AS SOON as it cames out so a can fast foward all kristen stwttupid parts. I really cant take 2 hr in a theater whachin her angry stoned face pretendind to act. no no no. new moon is my favourite book so i can have that. all I want is rob and taylor SHIRTLESSS yeahhh
    goshhh her voice is horrible. edwart donnnT! inconfortable