After battling ex-wife Dina Lohan in court to get visitation rights with his children, Michael Lohan issued the following statement:
“I look forward to order being restored to the chaos that our family life has become. Lyndsay, Michael, Ali and Cody need stability and both of their parents in their lives. I am anxious to spend time with them and end this cruel, needless separation.”
— Michael LohanFor additional info or to speak with Michael contact the following:
Leslie Kellner Taylor
Big Machine Media
575 Lexington Ave.; 4th Floor
New York, NY 10022
Ph: [REDACTED]
This statement has everyone up in arms, because, of course, Lindsay’s name is not spelled “Lyndsay,” and, as her father, he should probably know this.
Look, I’m not about to throw my full support behind Michael “Shoe Assault” Lohan, but I’m gonna go out on a limb here and guess that the misspelling is the fault of one Leslie Kellner Taylor, who was all too happy to sign her work.
I’M SURE ON MISS. LOHAN’S BIRTH CERTIFICATE HER FATHER HAS HER NAME SPELLED CORRECTLY, LIKE MOST CELEB’S THEY CHANGE THEIR NAMES, IE.. JERRY RIVERS CHANGED HIS NAME TO GERALDO RIVERA GO FIGURE.
her and her family are clearly ridiculous