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You Don’t Have to Be Poor to Be White Trash

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Being trashy has nothing to do with income level or celebrity status– it’s a state of mind.

Drea de Matteo, whose name you might not really know but whose face you’ll recognize as “That chick that kind of looks like Portia de Rossi who was on The Sopranos” got engaged to her baby daddy Shooter Jennings this past Thursday. Shooter– son of country music legend Waylon Jennings– proposed to Drea onstage during a concert in Utica, NY and tweeted shortly thereafter “Hands off motherfuckers she said yes but she’s mad.”

The two have a two year old daughter together named Alabama Gypsy Rose, who is either named after a truck stop strip club off I-65 near Huntsville or a type of crystal meth.

I’m sure they are lovely people who have for some reason chosen to pass on a tradition of terribly unfortunate naming from father to daughter. I wish the couple nothing but the best, and I promise to continue to create awkward situations by playing his daddy’s songs on the jukebox whenever Shooter shows up at my local bar.

PS- Two words: Coontail bag.

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