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Who can’t stand Megan Fox? Show of hands.

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In a recent interview with Britain’s GQ magazine, Fox waxed poetic about past periods of wightloss and weight gain: 

“Really my only job is to look attractive. I was so angry about that, that I went in the opposite direction. I turned into a really butch bull dyke for, like, six months… Then I went in the other direction. From being a giant motorcycle-riding lesbian, I turned into a zombie. I lost, like, 30 pounds.”

Soooooooo……Can we un-famous her yet?

And yes, the tattoo on her shoulder reads “We will all laugh at guilded butterflies,” the alternative translation of which is “Brutal irony tattooed on an idiot’s shoulder.” Only she could dumb down Shakespeare.

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  • I truly don’t understand what the big deal is with her. I personally believe she looks like a transvestite trying to mimic Angelina Jolie. There are far more beautiful (and natural) woman in show business to be “raging” over than Megan Fox. If that’s even her real name;-)
    Well, that’s my two cents worth.

  • I don’t hate her. I just think she’s super dumb and I can’t take anything she ever says seriously. Someone PLEASE just tell her to STFU.

    • I forgot to add that her only saving grace is that she’s dating Brian Austin Green. I must be the only member on this planet to adore BAG, but he’s just super cute in Sarah Connors and I love that he loves his son so much! Good daddys are such a turn on!

  • I love her because she is gorgeous and she is in transformers. just like with tila, i dont care what stupid things she says, i never expect celebrities to be intelligent. I will be getting magenta lipstick btw.

  • Please, this dumb coont likes to talk lesbo this and dyke that but if she ever had a real pussy in her face she would run and cry to her obviusly retarded mother about being attacked by an alien clam from planet muff.

    Stuff a cock in it and stfu trailer princess.

  • I don’t see what the big problem is with her. If you don’t like what she has to say then why do you publish it, and giver her the attention she wants? Really the end result is her getting more attention, and people being “annoyed” with her, which she obviously doesn’t care about.
    As for her tattoo, I don’t think people are in any position to say negative things about it. She had some kind of motive to get that quote tattooed, just like everyone else who has a tattoo. And I don’t see how she is making Shakespeare dumb.
    Over all I like her, she has an interesting “I don’t give a fuck” attitude that not many other people have. I think people mainly don’t like her because she doesn’t fit into their views of how people in the spotlight should be. She’s really just speaking her mind, and if people don’t like what she has to say, then they don’t have to listen to her or read what she says in magazines.

    • I think she puts off that “I don’t give a fuck attitude” to SEEM cool, but she really does give a fuck. I think I just feel like she tries too hard.

      …*Raises hand*

    • “As for her tattoo, I don’t think people are in any position to say negative things about it. She had some kind of motive to get that quote tattooed, just like everyone else who has a tattoo.”

      Are you seriously defending her tatoo by standing by her “motives”!? Tell me about Pamela Anderson’s motives to get barbed wire around her arm?

      Megan fox is GORGEOUS, I’m sorry but that’s all she is. A gorgeous girl with silly tatoo’s and terrible acting skills.

      • IIRC, Pamela’s barbed wire was done when she did a movie called Barb Wire or something, an adaptation of a comicbook that featured a Barbie-looking chick with big boobs and a barbed wire tattoo on her arm. Ms Anderson got the tattoo so it would be easier in makeup, I guess, but mostly because she wanted to immortalize her first movie on her body. Another great move.

        To get back on Megan Fox, I’ll raise my hand too, if only because of that fugtacular tattoo of Marilyn Monroe on her arm. Blech! I guess I could tolerate the gilded butterfly thing, if only because tattooing “deep” stuff on one’s body seems to be a career-related hazard of being an ‘artist’ nowadays, but the Marylin tattoo? Poor her, she must be spinning in her grave.

    • i think the problem with the tattoo is the meaning behind it. it’s ironic because by talking about how her only purpose is to be attractive, or whatever, she becomes the ‘gilded butterfly’ that we all ‘laugh at.’

    • I think she tries to hard to be mysterious. And I agree with the “i don’t give a fuck” attitude which is all fake. She always tries to claim that she’s not attractive like on the red carpet she was like “i’m a tranny”. Puh-lease get over yourself.

  • I don’t like her. She’s only 23, and yet she acts as if she’s older than her age. She thinks she’s cool, but she’s not.

    She’s beautiful, though.

  • Haha it’s funny my friend was saying last night how much she dislikes her (in reference to the Transformers movie)
    She’s not even that pretty she’s very plain, no interesting features.

    • Are you kidding me? There is nothing plain about her. I don’t care for her or her attitude, but the woman is gorgeous. I would kill to have her eyes.

  • Speaking of idiots, Kelly, your post should read “gilded” and not “guilded”. It’s only SPELLED OUT for you right there on Megan’s shoulder.

  • I don’t care what she says.. I never pay attention. She is very good looking. I think she’s better looking than Angelina.. who has an enormous forehead and is aging fast. I never saw what the big deal was about her.. I remember her crazy days.

  • “Really my only job is to look attractive.”

    Given that she seems to recognize her value and place in the world, why doesn’t she just shut the fuck up and practice the whole seen and not heard thing.

    *raises hand*
    *raises other hand and begins waiving both hands… flailing…”

    • Hahaha! I hadn’t noticed that before. Thank you for pointing that out!
      She’s obviously wearing a lottttt of self-tanner or most likely foundation.
      Call me crazy but I really don’t think she’s that pretty at all?
      Her hair just looks flat and straw like in this as well.

  • I think she is pretty but in a strangely wax-figure kind of way, like she was born with some botox in her face. Her hair also often looks like it is glued to her head, bit greasy. Anyway, I thought she was famous mostly for her body, but maybe I’m wrong.

  • I agree that she is gorgeous, but seems rather dumb and desperate to be a sex symbol.

    In every interview she talks on and on about how sexual she is, and how nothing is off limits to her. I mean, why, why, why does she need to make this point to everyone–repeatedly? It’s kinda like a short guy constantly telling everyone how tough he is. In actuality, she is probably a dead fish/cum receptacle. Nerd.

  • Megan Fox is one of those people who is super hot . . . until they speak. And they more she speaks the less attractive she is. A year ago I thought she was gorgeous now I can’t stand the sight of her.

  • Hahaha, the comments and post are so spot on! (well, not the pro comments). She made Transformers that much worse…. and I’m tired of seeing her being so overtly sexy, Its embarrassing to see someone trying so hard to be pout-y. That tattoo is OBVIOUSLY inspired by Angelina Jolie, but poorly done IMO. Taken out of context it just seems moronic, one step below getting an ACTUAL butterfly, lol.
    Jolie is her senior, but I’d vouch for her beauty over this crass fool any day. She needs to tone it down, and maybe get rid of her angry sharpie brows, and she be ‘aight. Why does it always seem that every actress/actor wants to be someone else? The industry shuns originality, and it sickens me.

  • “In actuality, she is probably a dead fish/cum receptacle.”
    HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA

    Thanks for that, Jen!!!

    Satan, I too am sickened by the whole “If you look good, why be intelligent?” ideal. There are so many fantastic things in this world to learn, do, and be–why sell only the outer package, which is fleeting (we all know gravity works eventually), and not care about the mind? The more this whore talks, the worse I dislike her and everything she stands (or poses) for.

    **both hands raised, also flailing**

  • I want to see pictures of this butch bull dyke shes claiming she was.
    All for shits and giggles of course.
    Someone Find them!
    <3

  • Beet I couldn’t agree with you more. What a waste of beauty on such an ugly soul.

  • I think she’s incredible. Americans think being lesbian means doing the same thing her boyfriend likes to do or some other so-called butch activity. Maybe they’re right, at least from their perspective. I sometimes wish we could all benefit from those American genes, even if just for the brief experience.

  • To me, she seems to be a self-absorbed slut. And I’m SICK of guys constantly saying how hot she is and how they want to do her and all that sh*t. It seems that all guys love are dumb bimbos who wear almost nothing and act like total whores- then they wonder why they end up hating women- Because they go for the WRONG ones! It seems that outside beauty- meaning the length of their nose, size of their breasts, weight, etc.- is all that matters when guys decide if a woman is desirable or not.
    Shallow, shallow, shallow…

  • Ur all stuped fuckign jelious bitch’s that cant stand shes ALOT fitter than ur fat arse. fuck you

    • Someone can’t take having their latest masterbatory object criticized, eh? Are we drawing some negative attention to the stuff you don’t wanna admit too? Blinders coming off a bit?

      Awwww, that’s a shame.

  • For whatever reason I never did really find her all that attractive. She has attractive features obviously, everything is symetrical, nice body, etc.; but it just doesn’t come together into something that is actually attractive to me. I was really surprised when she started getting so much press for being the most beautiful woman ever to grace Planet Earth.

    Maybe I’m just way out of touch but I think a woman like Anne Hathaway is a lot more beautiful and elicits that “I want to be with you response” instead of just an “I want to F*** you” response.

  • just as an fyi…she is the d himself. the names, numbers, and signs are all there. she was born on 5/16/06 and has only demons and fools as her friends. look at her facebook…doesn’t she just look evil…she doesn’t like THE ALMIGHTY AND RED JUST RADIATES ON HER. THAT ONE LAST DRESS SHE WAS WEARING HAD SNAKES…

  • believe me…me and my family are major visionaries; psychics; and this was the vision that came to us….

  • ithink you h8ers can take your rtarded, stupid, fucked up critisism and shove it up all your asses GO FUCK URSELF megon fox is a horny bitch u kno that is like fucking hot!!!!!!

  • I dont want to be accused of hating her just because she is pretty (which she is – on the OUTSIDE) Looks aside – she is beyond ungrateful and has said some pretty dumb things. I remember those awkward years when I said things just to impress people. I was 14. Not in my 20s. I am annoyed because she has had a lot of success on very little talent and seems so flippant about it. I think she is so similar to the role she played in ‘Howto Lose Friends and Alienate People’ Made me laugh. :)

  • She really needs to shut up. I tried to ignore her and not care about the fact that she is a terrible actress and does nothing but look like a whore in pictures, but then I read the interview where she said that women are used mostly as sex symbols in Hollywood (true) and how they should be empowered by that. WTF MEGAN FOX?! You like talking about how you’ll have sex with anything that moves, so what if you lived in a world where you couldn’t say any of that or could be killed for being promiscuous because women’s only jobs were to make babies and have sex with men.
    Also, she looks pretty fake. Normally I wouldn’t care because, hey, it’s Hollywood, but really. Someone needs to say it.

  • I love how she made a comment about wiping out bible loving and gay repressing middle America and then she calls herself a “butch bull dyke.” Gosh. That is so politically correct, Megan. You are incredibly open minded!

  • Girls got a five head. That hairline of hers’ starts way back on her head. Horrible tattoos and horrible acting. I wouldn’t cry if she sat on my face but she’s definetly no where close to the top on my list.

  • Outer beauty is a reflection of the inside. Given her outside, her inside (consciousness) must be undeniable lowered entropy, such is truth and truthful things. Funny how things really are. Haters don’t you just hate it when something is just so “in your face” undeniable? Does looking at her disturb you (raise your own inner entropy) or settle you (lower you entropy)? What do you choose? If it is reflected from the inside out, how will you choose to feel? Think about it. As for the tattoo, I’m sure their is probably something deeper there.

  • yes extremely ironic.she is a superficial,conformist barbie doll butterfly .Weighed down& been the ultimate stereotype by her choice of a modelling career.shes trying to copy angelina jolie but shes so self-obsessed by her not very interesting mind.if she was ugly shed probably become smarter.is funny how stunningly beautiful people tend not to apply their brains…beautiful people are genetic ornaments.there dont develop there intellect cos people give them attention for there looks anyway.great article.she said on letterman that she got stright A’s in her course-shudder-shows how basic study is in the states or maybe her teacher was male?!

  • Well, I have never liked her. I think she is the biggest skank out there.. Pretty sad when she gets fired from Transformers 3.. Shows you she isn’t all that..

    She is all fake & I have no respect for people like her.. The thought of my daughter seeing Megan Fox as an idol makes me sick to my stomach..