Today's Evil Beet Gossip

If You Oppose Violence, Re-enacting It Might Not Be The Most Intelligent Choice

57499493terriseymour5212009113219am-1

As it was originally reported, some random crazy lady approached and began choking Simon Cowell’s ex but not ex girlfriend Terri Seymour after Tuesday night’s American Idol.  Now the nut (who is still in jail with a $52,000 bail around her neck) has been given an opportunity to explain why she put her hands around a stranger’s neck.  And as expected, it’s all Simon’s fault.

I wasn’t cool with Simon Cowell choking Paula Abdul on the show last week and with her crying-out ‘help’ as he did so.  Nobody said anything about that so I wanted to confront him about it because that is not appropriate behavior, is it?

She [Seymour] was taking some photographs with her camera and I knew she was his girlfriend so I went up to her to tell her how I felt. We started arguing and then I put my hands around her neck and started choking her just like Simon had done with Paula.  Then I walked away and I was tackled by the police but I don’t regret what I did because of what Simon did to Paula, nobody seemed to care about that.

Alrighty.  If you ever encounter a woman named Janice Thibodeaux, 33 years old, 5’8″ and weighing 200 pounds, run the other way.  But the best part of this story?  The (alleged!) perpetrator used to be a security guard on…American Idol.

4 CommentsLeave a comment