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OMG There’s an Upcoming Season of Cathouse????

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So there’s this dumb article about Dennis Hof, the guy who owns that brothel in Nevada, offering Rod Blagojevich a job on the upcoming season of the show about his brothel. Obviously a stupid publicity stunt, but OMG THERE’S AN UPCOMING SEASON OF CATHOUSE!!!! And I never would have known without this publicity stunt!!!

Here’s the article (well, it’s not even an article, it’s on PRNewsWire, so it’s just strictly a press release, really):

After hearing about the federal judge ruling against Rod Blagojevich’s participation in a celebrity reality TV show, Dennis Hof, owner of the world famous Moonlite BunnyRanch would like to offer him an apprenticeship. U.S. District Judge James Zagel ruled that the former governor could not leave the country to film “I’m a Celebrity…Get Me Out of Here,” which is to take place in Costa Rica in June. Dennis Hof is not supportive of the judge’s decision and believes that Rod should have the opportunity to fulfill his reality TV desires with the BunnyRanch.

“I am offering Rod an apprenticeship position, in which he would assist with hiring ladies in addition to facilitating with training and proper disciplinary action,” stated Dennis. This apprenticeship could be featured throughout the upcoming season of HBO’s CatHouse. Rod’s willpower would be challenged daily by the ladies as they bribe him to acquire finer rooms or better working hours and days off. In lieu of Rod’s work throughout the apprenticeship Dennis Hof will pay him a handsome amount of money.

Have I ever told you guys how much I LOVE Cathouse???? I think I wrote about it once years ago, but there haven’t been new episodes in a loooong time, so I haven’t had a reason to obsess on it publicly. But OMG I LOVE THAT SHOW. Here’s what they do: Follow high-class hookers ALL DAY LONG. And because it’s on HBO, they show EVERYTHING, like all the sex sessions, all the behind-the-scenes fights and hook-ups and bribery, and you get to see all the crazy weird things that clients request from them. It’s total crack. I am beyond excited for a new season. BEYOND. Hooray!

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  • We have free HBO on campus here at Ohio U. and Cathouse is on every thursday at 11:00 pm. My friends and I are obsessed hahaha!

      • I want to know too! I am too poor/cheap to get HBO :( I miss out onlots of good stuff, and this sounds amazing!

    • she’s been making an “appearance” on the soup lately (in some people’s court-like tv show).

  • I love that show! Me and my husband watch it and laugh our asses off.
    We even have a few brothels in our town and I always secretly wondered what exactly the hell went on lol and now because of this show, I know. Except in our town the hookers are all korean.

  • Hmmm. Do I detect a little note of wishful wannabee Beet? I bet Isabella Soprano is your role model!

      • And out of the business, so she won’t be back…
        The story is that she got tired of the owner wanting a piece and finally left.
        Very personable person though.

  • YaAaAay for cathouse! That show is hilarious! I saw air force amy in the crowd of some talk show lol i was pumped :P

  • Please tell me you are joking Beet. “high-class hookers” they are not.

    As for this show, there isn’t an ounce of “reality” in it other than the fact that these women will make any man’s dick soft.

  • We have a new season of Cathouse premiering on HBO on December 16, 2010. The show hasn’t been shot in 5 years and I promise the new season has really hot girls and it’s much more raw and less scripted.