Now, when I said she looked like a box of popcorn, obviously I meant the fat-free variety. The very bony Nicky Hilton attended the 14th Annual Los Angeles Antiques Show opening last night, appearing in desperate need of a calorie.
Nick Lachey was also there with girlfriend Vanessa Minnillo. Does this put to rest the rumors that she was hanging all over 90210 actor Matt Lanter the night before? I say “NO!” based on the couple’s body language. Nothing says “impending breakup” like a jaw clamped shut as tightly as Miley Cyrus’ kneecaps.
“Actress” Shiva Rose was there. I consider this woman about one step away from a miracle worker. Not only did she manage to stay married in Hollywood (to Dylan McDermott) for more than a decade before her marriage imploded, she divorced with…wait for it…no lawyers on either side. Amazing!
Hilary Swank appeared with her agent and boyfriend John Campisi. I’m sorry, but he looks like Chad Lowe. Doesn’t he? Oh, the soft spot she has for a receding hairline, large forehead and weak chin.
Finally, Chris Klein was there. Boy, he looks so familiar. It’s almost like there’s someone in Hollywood who has that same face. Who could it be? *cough*SuriCruise*cough*
Hilary Swank’s boyfriend is hideous. Couldn’t she have found someone who doesn’t look like a shyster?
Hilary Swank’s boyfriend looks like, well frankly, Hilary Swank.
Suri does not look like Chris. If she did she wouldn’t be cute. He’s a 2 bagger.
Holy crap, Suri DOES look like Chris Klein.
I’m actually a fan of this dress. I think she looks cute – and movie popcorn doesn’t really look like this anymore – you’d know that if you actually went to the movies ;)
Just kidding… I know you were only kidding about her dress looking like popcorn…
Nicky Hilton certainly does look like a box of movie theater popcorn. Without the butter.
Suri looks a little like Chris. But not enough to where I think he’s her dad.
Also, who invited Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo?
Popcorn ! I love it!