My beautiful and talented friend, Ranae Shrider (aka the girl from the Mini-Me sex tape) (aka the girl who sent me my favorite picture in the whole world), is rumored to be getting her own reality TV show.
I don’t know what the hell it could possibly be about, but I looooove this.
Seriously, people, hell hath no fury like a woman scorned by a midget. You can quote me on that. Look, you spend a year fucking a midget and he still won’t take you to his damn film premieres? Don’t get mad: Leak a sex tape, get a bunch of great plastic surgery, and get your own TV show. That’s my kind of girl! Ranae says on her Twitter that she “is going to be super famous and the thought of that makes some people sick, oh well, get over it. off to film my show :) be safe loves! xoxo”.
I also think this is an appropriate time to share with you some excerpts from the email I got from Verne Troyer last week:
I think It’s F#$*ing hilarious what she is willing and trying to do. She is doing anything possible to get anyone’s attention. Which is kinda sad. Just think if that never happened what would she be doing? Her claim to fame is supposedly doing a sex tape with someone famous.
She always said she wants to be an actress for the art of it. Look at her. She is doing anything to get attention. Begging anyone who will listen to her to show her nude photo’s.
She will always be know for the chic who did a sex tape with mini me.
I’m sure her mother is so PROUD
I just LOVE that there is still so much drama between them. Neither of them is even close to being over this shit. It’s just too funny. It makes me feel a lot better about any lingering relationship drama in my life.
Apparently Verne has been emailing her mother and her manager and everyone else he can get in contact with to talk shit about her. Ranae says she “is shameless & amused that im STILL the topic of conversation 4 a little man who is supposidly [sic] “totally over me” right little dude, right ;)”
Ohhh geez. Ranae, give us deets about your new show!!! And I WANNA BE ON IT!!! We have so much fun talking shit over the Internet, let’s do it for the cameras!!!
Not sure what you see in this girl… Do you really think she’s beautiful and talented, or is that sarcasm?
sarcasm, but she sure gives us interesting fodder to write about……
This is so many shades of gross I don’t know where to begin…..
I think my pothead reality show was a better idea. *sniff*
hi jennifer
she is my all time favorite person thanks to that wonderful bib pic…
if she gets a show i need to get real cable… limited byebye
Omg where is that picture of Verne dressed in a bear costume and some honey? Did I just dream that it existed or does it really?
Bear picture is here: http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/2009/01/15/just-when-you-thought-nothing-could-top-a-mini-me-sex-tape/
I will quote you with love Beet…”hell hath no fury like a woman scorned by a midget. ” One can only imagine the fury.
Thanks for the laughs.
Oh wow so I actually went and looked up the picture I was think of (it was awesome and made my day twice over) and found these weird links to nip slips and crotch shots I had never seen before, and the comments on the page about Owen Wilson’s penis are truly frightening.
You mean you don’t like posts about the posters and their 16 inch penises made by a bunch of 13-14 year-old boys?
I think the best comments on this site are to be found in the Upskirt and Nip Slip galleries. The slavvering pre-pubescent idiots get to ogle famous bits, and we get to laugh at what they write about it.
Priceless entertainment for all!
Yeah no, not really. I looked kind of like your avatar after seeing that.
I really love Ranae Shrider. She tops even Phoebe Price in her unapologetic famewhoring, and honest to god, she’s good at it and FUNNY. Hope she really does get her own show!
Is it called “Anything for Fame: I even f*cked a little person” ?
I dont know why I am more attracted to famouse people but you really have tons of the hot ones on your site. Post more pictures of the Kardashians!
I can’t quit you, Evil Beet. Bwahahaha! *sigh*
sHE cAN sING sO wELL