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Ja Rule Drinks Antifreeze

Those numbers on his arm count down how much time is left in his 15 minutes

Those numbers on his arm count down how much time is left in his 15 minutes

I thought I’d share with you this picture of Ja Rule drinking antifreeze. Don’t knock it till you try it. As cats and babies will tell you, that shit is delicious.

Today I thought we’d answer the age old question that no one is really asking: “What ever happened to Ja Rule?” I know you don’t really care, and I think that’s sad.

Remember such classics as  “Always There on Time” featuring Ashanti? Remember “I’m Real” featuring Jennifer Lopez? Nope? Well, neither did I until I did a Youtube search. But it’s a good thing I did that search, or I never would have been reminded of this little gem. Helicopters for the world!

Ja popped up on the radar again this weekend while shooting the video for the Gwop Boys’ “Get Money”– album coming soon to an annoying guy in a parking lot near you who’ll accost you and pester you with dumb questions like “Do you like good music?” then get all pissed off and call you a cold ass bitch when you won’t fork over $15 for his terrible crap.

Ja looks tired and bored, mugging half-hearted gangsta poses while drinking cold duck and what is either lime Koolaid or that mysterious liquid from the inside of a glow stick. There’s absolutely no change in his expression, even when he’s surrounded by a bunch of hot video hoochies in undershirts.

It’s hard to be a gangsta.

I’m not sure whether that’s champagne in his cup or a big ole cup of disillusionment and bitterness. Hell, maybe it really is antifreeze.

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  • Funny thing – I actually WAS wondering what ever happened to him a couple of days ago, when a song he did with Mary J. Blige came on the radio! He was the King of Duets for awhile there and I remember the music rags all wondering if and/or when he would finally come out with an album of his own.

    Apparently he fell apart before he even got there. Too bad.

  • im thinking thats midori he is drinking. which is like the girliest drink i can think of right now. maybe right behind strawberry daiquiris.

  • It’s MD20/20. I drank that exact color in college (all flavors are neon). The effects are are pretty much the same as drinking anti-freeze, so it’s a lot more dangerous than midori, which is a darker green.

    • If you want to die, yes.

      Ja Rule sure has a teeny tiny head. He looks like a kid I went to school with in, like, second grade.

  • To all the haters … JA was the man in his time before he went crazy and got caught up in 50 cents feud … its a shame cos i know everyone who is old enough can remember dancing to one of ja’s hits in a club or on the beach at some point … so dont hate .. its makes you a hater to hate !!!! R.U.L.E BABY !!

  • I was searching for this on google and this thread came up, only possible explanation i can think of is that he decided to try ‘dissing’ Eminem… Thats the last i heard of his career

  • I’m not gonna lie, I laughed at some of the Ja Rule disses, but I ain’t gonna kick the man when he’s down.