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Bud Hits the Bud

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You know, come to think of it, David Faustino’s really done a remarkable job of staying out of trouble this long. He was a child star, quickly typecast into the role of Bud Bundy on Married with Children, and never really got another decent role after the series wrapped ten years ago. He’s 33 now, and he just got pinched in Florida for marijuana possession and disorderly intoxication, after drunkenly fighting with his ex-wife. He was booked and released the same day.

Honesty, Bud, congrats on making it this far without overdosing on heroin or religious fanaticism. You’ve done alright in my book.

The five-foot-three Faustino filed for divorce from his wife since 2003, Andrea Elmer, in February of this year. Some of his more recent projects include 2006’s genre-redefining opus Puff, Puff, Pass, 2005’s High Hopes and 2001’s Killer Bud. Faustino is set to take on the role of Banquo in the Royal Shakespeare Company’s production of Macbeth this summer. Except that’s totally not true. He’s pretty much set to smoke weed all summer.

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  • To Anna Prince

    You idiotic American. When you talk do you sound as stupid as you type?

    Of course I’m referring to your illiteracy – “hes was sexy but now i feel hi is ugly”

    Maybe you should run for Vice President?

    No wonder your country is going down the toilet!

  • BJC, what you don’t realize, is that if America’s economy falls in, so will the rest of the worlds. China’s stock market took a huge dive the other day because ours is. Maybe you should stop being such a dumb ass and read about foreign news and learn, instead of coming on here and insulting stupid 15 year old american girls.

  • Oh dear, “BJCisretarded” suffers from that all too common self-absorbed delusion that “hey the rest of the world needs us more than ever, right, guys?”

    I suppose you are probably one of those people who continues to believe that the US is the richest country per capita in the world? You may very well be unable to spell the names of those economies that are richer, if indeed you have even heard of them. Switzerland, Norway, Japan…I could go on.

    The US is a shrinking percentage of the world’s economy. Still important, yes, but what is going on is a global phenomenon that will affect the US, and other economies, in varying amounts depending on the extent to which they are exposed to financial services and to over-stretched leverage ratios. Rather than your obese, burger-swallowing, egocentric homeland being the cause of everything, there are occasions on which it is little other than a bystander. The current financial crisis could be part of the process that sees 21st Century being slightly less US-centric than the 20th.

    As for David Faustino, I’ve always liked him. He seems to keep himself very nicely in shape.