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Referring To Jessica Simpson As Thin Is The New International Adoption

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Remember when everyone got all Mia Farrow-ish and wanted to adopt babies from other countries?  It really was the hippest trend until IVF twins appeared on the scene.  Well now there is a new game in town:  talking about how skinny Jessica Simpson is.

Stupid Rachael Ray, while attending a Food Network event, hitched her star onto the Flab-gate bandwagon and blabbed to People about the svelteness of Simpson:

“I wish I could be as thin as Jessica Simpson.  I think she looks gorgeous!  I have had Jessica on my show several times, and I can tell you that girl is genuine and funny with a great self-deprecating sense of humor.  All of the hoopla about her weight was because of the fit of her jeans. In reality, she is a tiny, slip of a woman.”

Seriously, can we move on to some new “thing” that is totally cool to do?  Because I couldn’t get my mind around Uggs, I couldn’t get my mind around $200 headbands and I can’t get my mind around praising Jessica Simpson’s ass.  I just can’t.

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  • I can’t stand Rachel Ray. She looks like a frog with that face hehehe. I know it’s mean but look at her and tell me she doesn’t look like one.

  • omg beet, I figured out who’s buying mischa barton head bands…. its sorority girls at SDSU!!! Yesterday I saw like 5 of them all wearing completely RIDICULOUS outfits (Mischa style) with those aaawwful headbands. I really wanted to punch someone… but instead I just laughed.

    • Leave it to state’s sorority girls to be dumb enough to conform to that shit.

      Haven’t seen one who would walk straight and chew gum at the same time without falling over.

      Man those are some classy broads.

  • Not sure why Rachel Ray is even mildly popular. She is loud, annoying, unrefined, and not visually attractive.

  • That’s what I’ve always wondered. I mean I could understand if she was hot, then at least her popularity comes from the men, putting her on mute as she blabbers on incessantly making you wish you could go Chris Brown on her. (JKJK Domestic Violence is not a light matter.)

  • I have never understood the attraction to the hamburger queen. That is what I call her since everytime I have been unfortunate enough to see her show she is ALWAYS making some sort of hamburger.

  • I don’t see how saying JSimp is thin is supposed to fight those who have been calling her fat – it only serves to validate the idea that thinner is automatically better. I would have thought it more salient to say that she’s beautiful – and who gives a flying fuck what her dress size is?

  • well people may stop if reporters stopped asking/caring about it

    and its probably backlash from all the idiots claiming she was obese. I hope other people keep telling her how great she looks forever.

  • I like Rachel Ray, and have a few of her 30 minute meal cookbooks. Though I don’t know why she felt the need to do this.

  • I cannot stand Rachael Ray. She just seems like the most obnoxious idiot on the planet Here she is making a nice point about people being overly tough on a girl for gaining a little weight, and still all I want to do is punch her in the teeth.