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Hayden Panettiere Continues Her Underage Bar Tour

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It looks like Hayden Panettiere and Milo Ventimigla, the couple with the most obnoxiously difficult names to pronounce, are ovah.  According to this dude, Hayden was at Crown Bar making out with Jesse McCartney.  Not just making out, but, like, foreplaying (I bet you didn’t know foreplay could be verbed).  Ever the consummated professional, she did pause to sign autographs.  Can you imagine being the fan that interrupts that action?  “Uh, excuse me…Hayden?  Hi, I’m Suzi and I was just wondering…could I have your autograph?  Oh, sure, I can wait until you swallow.  No problem.”

And the real question that I’d like to have answered:  How is it that Hayden Pantyline keeps getting into bars?

Picture above is two years old.  Apparently, Pantyline has had designs on McCartney for quite some time.

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  • Mmh, this may seem like quite off-topic, but this guy has super sad eyes, seriously! Every time I see a picture of him they look the same, like he had something awful happen to him (and no, I’m not talking about Hayden or Aubrey).

  • you will be costly in love with hayden panet cause if you kiss her go the dentist and took a minute them get a mouthwash 100 times and buy something could toothpaste 100 times you brush after that you date buy her a car and then get her a home get make yourself pretty awesome…that combition of how clean you are…get me

  • Hayden needs to be kidnapped held for ranson felt up and her clothes ripped off her then beaten and raped day and night