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Carnie Wilson: Singer, Mother, Game Show Host

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Carnie Wilson is set to host the newest incarnation of The Newlywed Game.  About the new GSN gig, Carnie said, “My personality and energy is perfect for something like this. First of all, I’m married, and I loved watching The Newlywed Game when I was younger. I watched it all the time. I always hoped the couples would start fighting.”  Being married and finding joy in watching conflict ensue is the criteria that makes her “perfect” for hosting The Newlywed Game?  Hire me!  And seriously, sweet Jesus, I suggest that she funnel some of that “energy” into cardio.

I’d like to play a little Newlywed with Carnie.  Carnie, would you say your career is totally dead, embarrassingly dead or justplain…dead?

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  • OH MY GOD! A new showwwwwww.
    My intense addiction to Game Shows (as in it’s 93% of the television I watch and I watch them EVERY night) is leaping inside right now. I can’t wait. Oh my god when me and my fiance get married you can bet I’ll be applying for this.

  • After I read this post, I scrolled back to see who wrote it. I was right on my guess that it was Wendie. Beet says sarcastic things about people that are funny and when they deserve it. Wendie, you are just mean sometimes and not always so clever.

  • Carnie state “First of all, I’m married, and I loved watching The Newlywed Game when I was younger.” Doesn’t that apply to everyone?
    Carnie is just a celebrity wanna be. I so tired of her. She’ll do anything to be in the spot light.