Um, so, I’m basically unreachable by MySpace these days. I never check those accounts. (My apologies to those of you who have friend requests pending.) So it’s a relief to see that my old MySpace pal — and Verne Troyer’s former bedroom pal — Ranae Shrider has finally joined Facebook and added me as a friend.
Homegirl is NOT READY to settle for fifteen minutes of fame. She is going to STAY IN OUR FACES, beyotch.
Ranae posted a shitload of new photos and re-started her PR machine today by leaving messages on my wall and Wendie’s and probably every other gossip blogger’s on the planet. I have to admit, though, she looks awesome. I’m not sure if she had work done or if she just got a new hair and makeup person, but I do think she looks really good.
I’m sorry, I just can’t be that mean to her. This is the girl who emailed me this photo once upon a time, and I will forever be grateful. There’s just nothing in my life I love more than this photo:
Oh, no, wait, there’s now one I like better:
Whatever. There’s a soft spot in my heart for any girl who’s willing to sell out pictures of her pint-sized ex-lover in a lobster bib to extend her time in the spotlight. That is my kind of woman.
Ya look damn good, sweetie.
:-)
In the ones where she’s like laughing, she looks like a tranny. I definitely agree though, you can not be mean to someone who sends you those pictures.
Whatever girl! I bet ypou look like a fat chicken lickin ho! This bi*ch is a hot ass bisquit!
wow she did manage to make herself look presentable. congrats to her cause that’s a serious case of butterface.
I wonder how many times she let Verne actually climb up inside her vagina only to push him out and pretend she’s giving birth to him. That’s literally the only reason I can think of that a woman would date that guy.
Seriously though… she looks like a bad tranny.
I see you been thinking reeeeally hard for that one ya sick bastard lmao you gotta a gay dude to not wanna get with that!
I’m ‘space friends with her too. You can like smell her desperation, even over the internet. It’s amazing.
Homegirl isn’t even cute.
Maria is that you again? Seriously- gt your oiwn makeover and quit hatin on my future wife! Lol
My automatic first reaction to the headline: “Shady’s back.”
I’m such a child of the 90s.
In other news, she does look pretty good, although her smiles look kind of fake. She’s got a bangin body though.
daaaaamn she does have a bangin body!
What a pathetic bitch…sorry, couldn’t get myself to say something nice about her, and why would I? I find that desperate need for attention of hers so annoying, why would someone want to be known as someone who had sex with Verne Troyer and then told every single embarrassing detail to the media just for the press she would get?
youre the pathetic one who is probably ugly and sitting at home reading about her, you took ALL this time out to write shit about her, that makes u look even more pathetic. mini mes is cool and you jealous cuz u have to work for your money and they celebs so they dontt?
I have to agree about the desperate part for sleeping with him ewwwwwww. But at the same time, I hope she at least gets a “little something” out of it for having to get with that! LOL
She looks great =)
But I think the most important thing here is the fact that I’m on evil beet instead of in my university, because the whole of southern england is snowed in. IT. IS. AMAZING!
I love snow.
girl, she looks good! however i have noticed she sports a hint of tori spelling… resulting in the aforementioned tranny effect =(
LOL Ok I actually think the girl is pretty damn cute, but the Tori Spelling Tranny comment has me cracking up. I think she looks more like Sarah Silverman. Maybe if Sarah and Tori had a baby……………………..
mini me looks like pedo bear in that costume
why are you guys friends with her on facebook if you hate her? thats kind of a waste of time? anyway these are good pictures, they dont even look like the same person, but my favorite picture is the honey bear costume……… his little hands hahaha its a good one for halloween if he needs a costume this year!
because her desperation is amusing. duh.
sounds like you are the desperate one with no life who sits on myspace all day. shes just trying to have a career, leave her alone, its stupid……. what r usome fat cheetos eatin bitch?
What’s the matter sweetie? Did your boyfriend say he wanted to f*ck her? I sure would! Go on wit your bad self our little fame ho! I love this chick!!
don’t be hatin on Lisa- she can have her fun too!
That photo of Verne in the bear outfit ranks right up there with the bib picture.
I laughed till I nearly peed myself. he really looks soooo adrable, there. My goodness, what a great halloween pix. Brills!
I LOVE that bear costume!!! It cracks me up as much as the lobster bib! Did you guys see the one of him going around with the little white dog? too damn funny!
For half a second after seeing that photo, I was prepared to commend Amy Winehouse on cleaning up her act and looking so healthy.
Remember that game “Which would you rather do…?”
Have sex with mini-me or slide down a razor blade and land in a pool of alcohol?
Oh, the version I heard was ” Would you do Verne or suck your librarians nose till her head caved in” Gross, I know.
OMG that is so gross and funny. But seriously, how could a girl that hot ever do that little dude? I mean she must have been really lonely cuz he isnt exactly A list LOL
f ace book is so lame, my space is better.
maybe she will do a sex tape with me, she could turn my lesbian real quick, hot pics but your right beet, did she get work done? she looks totally different
i would do her in a heartbeat! she still in la? i live in palm desert, i drive down to visit her! shit she hotter than the bitch i got at home
these two pics always make me laugh
Pastor Bill Canfield from The TV Televangelist church World Harvest in Columbus Ohio Pastor Rod Parsley. Ranae Shrider is Pastor Bill Canfields niece.