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OH HELLS YES! Total Hottie Garrett Hedlund Cast in Lead in Tron!!!!

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Um, I’m a little upset with the Hollywood Reporter right now. They have an article today about how Garrett Hedlund landed the lead role in Tron, the $150 million Disney sequel to the 1982 cult classic by the same name. The title of the article is “Little known actor lands lead in “Tron” sequel.”

Ummmmmm…

I am going to ignore the fact that “little-known” needs to be hyphenated there.

Instead, I am going to focus on the fact that Garrett Hedlund is very well known to me.

He is the star of the Lindsay Lohan row-boat blow-job scene in Georgia Rule, only one of the greatest cinematic moments of all time. I mentioned a looooong time ago that he was totally blow-able and that I wanted to see him in more stuff. Although I have to admit I don’t really like the new haircut he’s sporting. I liked him much better with the longer hair in Georgia Rule.

House hottie Olivia Wilde has also been cast in the film.

Stupid YouTube pulled all the embeddable clips of the the Lindsay Lohan row-boat blow-job scene because they BLOW A GIANT GOAT PENIS, but you can watch it here. If anyone knows of an embeddable version of this clip I would be forever indebted. Please?

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    • He definitely looks like a fembot in this photo. But he was decent looking in “Four Brothers” so I’m thinking it might be this picture, and he’s facial expression doens’t help.

  • He kicked ass in “Four Brothers”….critically panned film, but, I loved not, partially because this guy was one of the 4 stars. Total hottie.

  • He looks like a gay mix of Ethan Hawk and Rick Schroeder. And that clip sucked balls. Looked so forced.

  • His eyes are about the most feminine thing I’ve ever seen.. He looks like a girl with a beard and I like beards. I totally have a beard-fetisch. Just not on when it’s on girls.
    I have to second: Not. Hot. At. All

  • Garrett is hot. I thought he was hot in Four Brothers and he was even hot in Death Sentence with a bald head, he made a bald white veiny head hot, that takes serious face power.

  • Umm he’s a total hottie and I was a bit perturbed by the little known (not for the grammatical reasons) just because he’s well known to me Friday Night lights, Four Brothers, Troy. WTF!

    P.S. He has some hawt pics here
    http://www.mullerphoto.com/
    click portrait and then his name mmmmm

  • Sentences like the following make me worry about you beet: “He is the star of the Lindsay Lohan row-boat blow-job scene in Georgia Rule, only one of the greatest cinematic moments of all time.”

    What? Greatest cintematic moments of all time? Who has stolen Beet and what have you done with her?

  • youtube has been pulling videos left and right lately. they totally blow. i was so hoping for that video to be posted. little known my ass. he is so HAWT!

  • This picture is not a good picture of him i can tell you! He is a toatl hottie in the Tron movie!!! :D