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Time to Eat Some Sushi!

Josh Hartnett Rain Man Pictures Photos

Here’s Josh Hartnett and some overall unfortunate hair leaving his final stage performance in Rain Man on London’s West End.

Thank goodness!

Now that he doesn’t have to show up for eight performances a week, Josh can finally enjoy a caterpillar roll without running the risk of pulling a Piven.

Also, if you think I am ANYWHERE CLOSE to being done making jokes about Jeremy Piven’s sushi-mercury poisoning, you are tragically mistaken. I’m gonna do this shit forever. Seriously, on my death bed, I’m gonna be all like, “Keep my corpse away from sushi! No Samantha Jones shit for my dead body! Don’t wanna pull a Piven, ya know!”

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